If you’re looking for a new answer to “How are you doing,” may I recommend “I tried to put on a sock”? #Succession

I feel like everyone’s going to come out of this ready to do something wild with their hair like after a breakup. Me? Season 1 Karolina bangs. #Succession

Doralee Rhodes made me want to be a better assistant, when I was one; Marcia Roy makes me want to be a better wife. #Succession

The people demand to know what podcast Ewan likes to yell at. (My guess is Pod Save America.)

[Getting our first glimpse of Austerlitz]
Me: Is this the kind of house you would want?
Dave: No.
Me: No light pollution?
Dave: THAT would be nice. Also no neighbours. Hmmm.

Me: You shouldn’t have a favourite Roy, because they’re all monsters, but anyone who has a favourite Roy that isn’t Roman is wrong.
Dave: Totally. #Succession

The shitty version of #Succession on like TNT would, by now, have done a stand-alone episode that follows home a Roy house servant or Colin or something and that better never EVER happen on the actual show.

The Roys’ support staff are the norm of the satire and it would absolutely implode the show if it tried to give any of them their own dramatic plotlines like the Roys themselves have as though they were comparably compromised. Regular people’s stories are for other shows.

Another increasingly common, rarely effective trope I never want #Succession to do: flashback episode. Do not ever show me how Logan and Caroline met.

It is weird that Shiv got a haircut right before her honeymoon (???). #Succession