I analyzed the Seahawks 2020 draft class, and determined what role would each one of them play if they were a normal group of friends.

A thread:
I did this last year with the 2019 rookies so here's the thread if you wanna check that out: https://twitter.com/vountee/status/1139992978137800704?s=20
Before I get started, I just wanna clarify this is just based on first impressions and it's exaggerated a lil bit so make it funnier, none of it is true and it's not meant to offend any player. So please don't cry in my mentions because it's not that seriousđŸ€§
Okay, now first off we've got Jordyn Brooks:

Jordyn is always down to hang out with the boys, he's childhood friends with a lot of the guys and he's always roasting everybody but he's got everyone's back.

He gets salty when he loses any videogame and he talks smack when he wins
Darrell Taylor:

He's also an old friend of some people, but he's not close with the guys that joined the group later on.

He used to love to party but since he's got a girlfriend he only hangs out with them if it's "only guys".

He's a good, funny guy but doesn't trust everyone.
Damien Lewis:

He joined the group a little bit later but he has been such a good friend and funny guy that everybody loves him.
Only one who can take as much roast as he gives.

Nobody can out drink him, but when he does get drunk he drunk dials his ex.
Colby Parkinson:

He's the only white guy in the group and he joined a little bit later.

Everyone loves him since he cares about everyone, you can talk about your feelings and problems with him and he will listen.

Says "dude" a lot.

No, he does not says the N word.
DeeJay Dallas:

Loyal friend

He's always the loudest in the room, funny guy too.

Loves to flex things he buys or bottles in the club.

Loves meeting new girls and talking to bunch of them at once but lowkey he catches feelings.

He get his heart broken and tries to shrug it off
Alton Robinson:

He joined the group late but has been cool with everybody, still he doesn't like to roast guys or being roasted.

He's a hard worker and tallest guy in the room most of the time.

He's the worst dancer in the group and lowkey wishes he could grow a beard.
Freddie Swain:

He's the wildcard of the group, has always been around but he has another group of friends which he hangs out with sometimes too.

"Where the girls at" type of guy.

He's a good friend but he only goes out with the boys if they are going to a party or the club.
Stephen Sullivan:

Everyone thinks he's this bad guy since he barely talks and he's always serious, but when he's with his friends he's completely different

Likes anime and super heroes

Stays out of trouble and warns you when you are messing up. Definitely a good friend to have
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