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Her: We’re having dinner with the Jones’ tonight. Please don’t get political.
Me: I won’t, dont worry.
Her: You promise?
Me: Yes
*5 WhiteClaws later*
Me: I won’t, dont worry.
Her: You promise?
Me: Yes
*5 WhiteClaws later*
Update:
Im not allowed at the Jones’ house anymore.
Mission Accomplished.
DONT SET ME UP ON PLAY DATES!
Im not allowed at the Jones’ house anymore.
Mission Accomplished.
DONT SET ME UP ON PLAY DATES!
For the record, I’ve never drank a whiteclaw in my life
