I’ve never done any kind of screenwriting, and I’m 100% positive I could’ve written a better screenplay for The Rise of Skywalker......

(Yeah, I know I’m late to the party here)

Literally the only redeeming thing about this movie is the roiling ocean aesthetic in the planet with the Death Star wreckage.

Also Rey passing the extra saber to Ben through the Force was pretty cool.

Lando calling in all the Resistance at the last second is too much of a deus ex machina to be inspirational, I’m sorry.

STOP PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART, REYLO

Definitely ship Poe and Finn

D-O is literally the best character in this.