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conspiracy theory about lana del rey, charli xcx, dua lipa, and marina
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(this is all speculative and none is even close to being confirmed !!)
in the past week, @LanaDelRey, @charli_xcx, and @DUALIPA all posted something with an orange (we will get to marina later)
two of those posts were about upcoming music projects, lana& #39;s spoken word album, and charli& #39;s single, & #39;claws& #39;.
if 2/3 references are to music projects being made/already done, how could this even be a collab ?
all of these artists are doing this to tease an UPCOMING collaborative project. charli& #39;s and lana& #39;s music projects have nothing to do with oranges, so why would they include them as visuals unless they would be teasing an iconic collab ??
they& #39;re foreshadowing the future collab which i believe won& #39;t be for a very long time. they& #39;ll want to include more references to make it even more iconic.
this collab will combine the best of all four artist& #39;s musical styles into one. here& #39;s how it will work-
the collab will be similar to lana& #39;s experimental track from & #39;norman fucking rockwell& #39;, & #39;venice bitch& #39;. the song will be more up-tempo, and this will combine well with charli& #39;s style, as well as dua lipa& #39;s futuristic-yet-retro sound aesthetic.
marina could provide vocals and help with writing. some of her tracks are up-beat and pop reminiscent, so she& #39;ll also go great with this collab.
together, all three of them have the ability to produce a project with stunning visuals, amazing songs, and all around serves. i could actually see this being a collaborative ALBUM where all of their specialties and talents come forward to shine.
now, however, we get to the good part - why ??
why ? lana del rey is in love with marina.
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we all know lana is becoming irrelevant. she is losing touch with her fans, pop culture, social media, trends, etc. her last era was barely even an era. it was a month. the greatest example of this is with this whole violet mess. she clearly has other things on her mind.
so, she needs something to help her become relevant again. what does she use ? charli xcx and dula peep.
dua lipa just made an amazing, show-stopping album. charli is following suit with an album of her own. both artists are highly relevant and are up with the trends. therefore, lana is enlisting their help.
the 3 girls will collab on the leading single for the collaborative album. the single will seem from the outside like a love pop song, but once you decode it it will really be lana& #39;s love letter to marina. lana will use the single to call out to marina so she will fall in love
we all know lana and marina have a dialogue with their songs and lyrics. (lmk if u want a thread on that, its very legit !) so this single will be lana& #39;s response to marina& #39;s & #39;orange trees& #39;. this fits in EVEN MORE because orange trees is marina& #39;s reference to lana (i have proof)
so- lana will use this single to impress marina, to show her how much she loves her. marina will see that she is relevant and is actually an amazing person and they will fall in love. then, marina will join them on their four-way collaborative album.
this album will top all the charts for the rest of our lives, and solidify lana and marina& #39;s artistry as well as their love. it will win all the grammy& #39;s, and finally the world will be at peace. they will inspire each other as artists and consistently put out music.
lana will never lie ever again, and give is mvs for all of her songs (even cherry https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😁" title="Grinning face with smiling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Grinning face with smiling eyes">). lana will also release all of her unreleased music, with marina helping her refine songs/feature. lana will join marina on all of her projects, and they will become the most iconic duo ever https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💖" title="Sparkling heart" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkling heart">
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