sad as FUCK. like this and i'll tell you what song would play if you were the Final Girl in a zombie movie abt to confront The Hoarde

@zerepayam ur killing spree happens inside a 3-story Forever 21. ur an in-uniform employee and the zombies are customers and also ur boss, who sucks. u don't survive; ur battle is filmed on the store security cameras. https://open.spotify.com/track/5nq1uTNIR1cBR72T87viS0?si=b5-9LtkuRLSIIr1B8FbQbQ

@davekatts ur the new sheriff in a wild west town where the residents r slowly turning to zombies. this scene happens in slow motion, with u shooting each of the living dead on horseback. u dont survive. the remaining townsppl put up a statue in ur honor https://open.spotify.com/track/0HAwge3GdooK5YggJgz2fb?si=MgREOlQwRdKMj0E2cLvznQ

@0hjazzy u stumble out of the club bathroom after doing a few lines and discover- eek! -everyone in the club is now undead! thinking quickly u remove ur high heels and begin stabbing left and right. u don't survive, but at least you died listening to... https://open.spotify.com/track/2tUBqZG2AbRi7Q0BIrVrEj?si=apjpblvPTXqWTK6PFZJ4pQ

@iaminartschool ur a slow-witted truck driver with bad gas. u stop at a gas station for a coke where the customers and cashier are acting... very dead! u don't really notice. u cropdust the place and leave, instantly killing everyone else. u survive! https://open.spotify.com/track/5NmBhMK9Pfu1XNAyzmxIro?si=yqhQdU3ARxy36SA64Y9X2w

@homoafterall ur a waitress at a 50s diner where ur customers are mainly old men who come to flirt with u. one day during ur shift, a man slaps ur ass & his arm comes off! u break the milkshake mixer off its base and use it like a drill to stab zombies w/ https://open.spotify.com/track/7fqhsm3UoGCsU4Z18KKCW6?si=qRZWK_DxRKuEaz7Z7PWrMQ

@KisiApaak ur in an up&coming jazz band abt to play the biggest show of ur life! but when u walk onto the stage, the crowd is full of lifeless savages! as u play ur set, zombies start climbing onto the stage! u beat them with the mic stand. u all survive! https://open.spotify.com/track/5nmXuJOBhAAcreDwD4dbZM?si=pTETrbBbTpKveSHws8TerQ

@WafflePeak ur girl scout troop goes on a retreat to lake fuccaho where the boy scouts r just across the lake at their fall camporee. as ur troop sneaks out for a midnight hike, u awaken to find gross zombie boys outside ur cabin! defenseless. no survivors https://open.spotify.com/track/051kt7z6pjZcPTycrBngi7?si=fml31vgtTHu_LPK9CHQPVg

@gabby yr a pizza delivery girl delivering to ur crush's party! b4 u can knock on the door, crush bursts thru telling u to run! crush made a bad batch of jungle juice- now everyone's rabid! he shoots while u drive, but gets bitten+ sacrifices himself 4 u! https://open.spotify.com/track/5fztwLyeoasBgTU8ISdnYN?si=oTJhWiuCT5e8xocegL6Qrw

@whitson_simon ur a sexy life guard and it's 4th of july. uve been hearing abt shark sightings but hvnt seen anything, so u take a break to fuck ur bf. when u return, ZOMBIE SHARKS begin terrorizing the beach! u fight them off w a beach umbrella. u survive https://open.spotify.com/track/5Nhsz5O0DIS5Mh5E3tlBbp?si=Yqq4ltXYSxil-yk7CNg1LA

@babiecarrots u r 1 of 10 nearly-human organisms grown in a lab, but unlike the other 9 experiments, u seem to be the only 1 not tryna bite any1's head off. u must escape, fighting off the other experiments+scientists who want to keep u as scientific proof https://open.spotify.com/track/4atnTaIdbmrTRd0R2QJ8Ge?si=2OyoQ8M0SGm6Wmgm40PObQ

@kyelikesclouds ur the queen of england. u can kill zombies just by looking at them, but choose not to until they start attacking you personally. they eat your dog. you look into a mirror, instantly killing yourself https://open.spotify.com/track/6WDAtzaXY7d31CkuoxYFcb?si=C6-y5FPJQtiYidTc8I9u6w

@rhoadesforprez ur a 30s movie starlet in a secret agent movie. the day ur supposed to film yr big fight scene, there's a zombie outbreak terrorizing the studio lot. u dont survive, but the cameras roll as u fight them off. the resulting film wins 9 awards https://open.spotify.com/track/6IHQYCcVjN6byEKKsx5n1K?si=SbgV5x3ER1yFQKCLTIKjHQ

@666brandone ur an up n coming rapper about to have a meeting with studio execs to sign u to a label. as you go up each floor of the studio to get to ur meeting, u have to fight off zombies in suits as well as other undead rappers who try to eat u alive. https://open.spotify.com/track/3YTEsBzprIpelpYwv1fTs8?si=ZrjyS6r0QZCdMrP1A7vskA

@glittervolcano u r the microbe that multiplied into whats causing people to turn to zombies. as vaccines roll out and it gets harder for u to survive, u suddenly find a new lease on ur destiny to proliferate. u singlehandedly end the human race https://open.spotify.com/track/543VOLzzhjhTog1rArIX6E?si=AkqZ4RflS724lwSRi-__nA