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Ranking our villagers
(unranked) Mathilda
• she’s moving in today so I don’t really know her deal but we support a mean-looking single mother
• she’s moving in today so I don’t really know her deal but we support a mean-looking single mother
9. Tex
• I
• HATE
• HIM!
• HE WILL NOT LEAVE
• I
• HATE
• HIM!
• HE WILL NOT LEAVE
8. Celia
• don’t know her that well
• called me out today for ignoring her (it was an accident)
• shares name with ANTM contestant
• don’t know her that well
• called me out today for ignoring her (it was an accident)
• shares name with ANTM contestant
7. Gonzo
• cute
• but mean old man :(
• cute
• but mean old man :(
6. Rosie
• enigmatic
• possibly fake?
• gets what she wants because she’s cute
• enigmatic
• possibly fake?
• gets what she wants because she’s cute
5. Claudia
• always presentable
• a bitch but I love her for it
• narcissistic, like me
• always presentable
• a bitch but I love her for it
• narcissistic, like me
4. Lily
• angel
• angel
3. Samson
• one of our first villagers
• a jock which is usually horrible but he’s obsessed with me and gives me so much stuff
• one of our first villagers
• a jock which is usually horrible but he’s obsessed with me and gives me so much stuff
2. Apple
• WE’RE IN THE BIG LEAGUES HERE FOLKS
• loves pop music sksksksk
• perfect in every way!
• WE’RE IN THE BIG LEAGUES HERE FOLKS
• loves pop music sksksksk
• perfect in every way!
1. Cherry
• everything you could ask for!!!!!!!! gothy, depressed, generous, gorgeous
• my best friend on the island
• gave her a beautiful bed so she’d stop sleeping on the ground in a sleeping bag but she still does because she’s a dog and also not real lmao
• everything you could ask for!!!!!!!! gothy, depressed, generous, gorgeous
• my best friend on the island
• gave her a beautiful bed so she’d stop sleeping on the ground in a sleeping bag but she still does because she’s a dog and also not real lmao
