Nothing in this Twitter account is a suggestion, feedback, advice, counsel, recommendation, or submission, except in those cases by which I will receive something in return.

If I have used your intellectual property without receiving permission, I assign ownership of ideas (though not the phrases, sentences, grammatical structure, writing style, or any other artistic distinction used to represent those ideas) which do include your trademarks to you.

You may do with those ideas what you please, or request that I remove your trademarks. I will never knowingly sell unofficial products using trademarks or copyrighted material to anyone without permission from the trademark or copyright owner or owners unless by mistake.

The exceptions (in addition to those aforementioned) to the assignment of ownership of ideas or removal of trademarks shall be in cases in which those trademarks are used to express opinions or reviews of products, services, ideas, or any other asset(s), tangible or intangible.

If you wish to use my specific phrases, sentences, grammatical structure, writing style, or any other artistic distinctions, and you can prove your ownership or license to use any trademarks or copyrights involved, you may contact me through a Twitter account to discuss payment.

All of this shall apply only to those things which I have posted on Twitter, with the exception being my statement which I will never knowingly receive payment for any unauthorized works.
All of this should place my use of trademarks well within the domain of fair use.

If you should find that I have used a trademark in a medium other than Twitter, these rules shall apply only to the extent that they protect your right to your ideas and my right to my phrases, sentences, grammatical structure, writing style, and any other artistic distinctions.

In other words, a variant of these rules applies, but you should contact me through that medium or the place you are directed to contact me by on that medium. The place you are directed to contact me shall be preferred. I offer no guarantee that I will receive any messages.

If contacting me by other preferred methods fails, you may attempt to contact me through Twitter as a fallback option.
I will attempt to remain anonymous until I can confirm the authenticity of the identity of any person or entity contacting me to make any transaction or request.

The reason that my identity will remain unknown is that I desire to be rich, that I desire my ideas to be famous, but I do not wish for myself to be famous until I have acquired, by my own opinion, enough riches to secure my own wellbeing, privacy, and protection of my property.

If any transaction is to be reached by me with any person or entity, it will be under the condition, first and foremost, that my identity will be associated in secret with my works until the time that I wish my name to be associated with those works.

During the time in which that secrecy of identity is in place, I shall be listed (whether it be as the primary or an assisting contributor, respectively) as either A Secret Author, or A Secret Co-author. This will build consumer curiosity as well as protect my identity.

If I deem that my contribution is not sufficient to be considered either an Author or a Co-author, I shall be listed as A Secret Contributor. I may also require that my initials or an unregistered trademark image of my own be applied. This will be to identify me at a later time.

I must be asked whether or not I would like such initialism(s) or trademark(s) to be applied before the work is published. The work is not to be published until an answer has been received, either yes or no, and the initialism or trademark to be used defined by me if yes.

I may also require that any of the "A Secret..." monikers be replaced by an initialism, trademark, pseudonym, my name, or a corporation of my ownership at any time during the production, post-production, publishing, or between publishings of any works which I have contributed to.

At the time which I no longer wish to remain anonymous, I may also require that a registered trademark be used in place of or along with my name, as well as any other initialisms or unregistered trademarks of my choosing.

This registered trademark must, of course, belong in whole or in deciding part to me or an entity which I wholely or partially (in deciding portion) own.

Deciding part and deciding portion shall be defined as enough ownership or authority within that entity to make decisions on behalf of that entity.

If my ownership or authority within that entity is lost by me, ownership of phrases, sentences, grammatical structure, writing style, or any other artistic distinction used to represent my ideas through that company shall be automatically transferred back to me.

The aforementioned automatic transfer back to me of any phrases, sentences, grammatical structure, writing style, or any other artistic distinction precedes, surpasses, surmounts, transcends, exceeds, and survives any agreement made afterward by me with any person or entity.

I will never knowingly transfer any of my intellectual property to any person nor to any entity which I do not continually own a deciding portion of.

If at any time it appears that a transfer of my or an entity which I own a deciding portion of's intellectual property has been made to any person or entity in which I do not own a deciding portion, the ownership of such intellectual property shall fall back to me.

If at any time any portion of this thread of tweets is deemed to be unlawful by the government of a jurisdiction, the remaining portions which are lawful shall survive the decision made by the government of that jurisdiction.

All portions of the rules defined within this thread of tweets concerning intellectual property shall survive in all jurisdictions other than those in which they have been stricken by that jurisdiction's government.