It’s my dad’s b'day, he's 88: An immigrant, a storyteller, a larrikin, a good man
He lives alone, I can’t visit. He told me he made himself a cake
Pls wish him a happy birthday so I can send him an email full of good wishes from kind strangers around the world
His name is Rob

In case you're wondering how I will get this to him, no I will NOT be going 'here's a link to my thread on the twitter, Dad' :P
I'll print this entire thread to pdf, obscure @ names & any NSFW details (:P), and email it :))
Gifs won't show up unfortunately, but images will :)