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Aite so lemme start this by saying I probably got catfished a million times in my life and I probably just don’t know eh. 
but enough talk let’s get into it.
but enough talk let’s get into it.
So before I was in UWI and thing I was a real shittong. I not saying I playing it real wet and thing now eh but literally no gyal was feeling the kid before Uwi days. When I get a lil taller and start to mark up and thing every weekend in UWI is when that started to change.
I read the play early and realized that at the time UWI population ratio was 3 gyal for every 1 man and I heard a rumour that south girls on campus rel like redman and thing. And it had reeeel fricking south gyal on campus. 
I say to myself dawg...this is your chance to finally live your life and try and get through a lil bit. The plan was to find a nice lil girlfriend and settle down. But dawg them UWI gyal not on that. They want you to fuck and get out their apartment one time.
Now I not bling this story on UWI girls eh but I just saying they had a part to play in turning the kid into a hardened savage nah 
Long story short dawg I was a real tusty lil youth man. Myself and some other popular men on the TL who currently taken and settle down 
, formed a whatsapp group called ‘UWI Birds Men’. The group still exist today. I basically used to be walking round watching gyal like...
, formed a whatsapp group called ‘UWI Birds Men’. The group still exist today. I basically used to be walking round watching gyal like...
Every party I there. Every apartment line, every event on campus. Zen every Wednesday i there. I in everything. I not saying I was getting through and thing eh, but that never stopped me from trying. I was just thirsty no Mc.
Anyway. I say I sit down in SAC and I holding a medz with the dawgs them and Kanye wife end up coming up in the convo. Men say dawg, me cyah believe this woman get so famous off a lil video and some nudes leaking. She really Berbatov the scn yes.
So I look these niggas dead in their faces and I say niggas.Niggas replied yeah.Meen lying to tell Allyuh I does pray a girl leak my nudes and it send get me real popular and I make some mula. Lil Wayne was popular at the time so it was cool to say ‘mula’ nah. Like young mula 
A certain man on the TL... was like dawg I trying that long time. Everybody have my nudes but like that fire ain’t spreading. I say dawg bmt I find is rel heights to go and take a cocolooks photo every time I in a vice with a girl not. Daiz rel effort.
So I see them men look at each other and burst out laughing at me nah. Them say dawg you does take a new fresh Nude every time some one ask? You supposed to have a vault with your tool pics and just send when the time ready.
So I say fuck it. Daiz the plan yes. I went and take 3 pics to the best of my ability. Smfh yo. You know how thirst you hadda be to get your meat hard and flex your abs to take a pic for a gyal in your damn bathroom mirror dawg? 
Gyal is really shit yes.
Gyal is really shit yes.
Dawg thinking about it now them pics were TERRIBLE nudes eh but I was trying me best to work with the resources that were available to me nah 
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So nice I say ready for them now. They ain’t gonna catch me off guard. It have some nights I lay down on my bed there vicing a girl and she hot no mc and my gun soft like butter but the boy HARD in the pics eh. But I only have 3 eh. So I hadda space them out.
Anyways dawg. A day a thing message me on a social media app. I really can’t remember which app it was cause as I said I was real tusty at the time so I was on everythingggg. I say nice. Lemme scope it out
Pics looking healthy. She have rel mutual friends. Profile looking LEGIT brogad. I never see this bird around eh. But UWI has like 18K students at the time. Cyah know everyone. I just get my apartment too say I say dawg a back sinking on the horizon. Dat girl back must sink!
Dawg thinking about it now I should have known I was getting played but I just thought the girl was as thirsty as I was. Wah me and the girl start to Vice rapido. She sending so much pictures i start to feel bad cause I only sending the same 3 prick pics over and over eh
I say dawg this bird would stop sending nudes if I don’t send back any eh. I say but next thing is a catfish. Lemme test she for heights. I make she take all kinda picture. Go in in a tv and send a selfie holding a fork akt. Dawg....THE GIRL DO WHATEVER I ASK. So I say I inside.
Dawg for every couple pics she send I sending one cause remember gyal have bamcee cheeks, legs, boobs, box etc to send. All I have is the same prick just at different angles. Lol
I ask the girl to link in person. She says she not even from Trinidad. I say wtf? Where you from. She California B. I say wtmc. Rel sours the scn. Dawg days pass. Weeks pass, months pass dawg. Every now and again she hitting me up and is vice. Fuck I doltish boy wey
So a day now. She send me a pic in her panties right. I didn’t Jam in month and I was thirst. So I open the message with Gun. In. Hand eh.
Hear me eh “
. Pull that thing to the side bb girl”
Girl say I can’t. I on my period.
In my mind I like...girl Idc.
Hear me eh “
. Pull that thing to the side bb girl”Girl say I can’t. I on my period.
In my mind I like...girl Idc.
I was like dawg. I not even jamming. Is just a pic. Send thing. She nah.
I hmm. Miss million nudes coasing. Strange. I say well send a pic doing “xyz”. I can’t remember what I asked for.
She ain’t send it. Instead she sending one setta nudes me ain’t ask for.
I hmm. Miss million nudes coasing. Strange. I say well send a pic doing “xyz”. I can’t remember what I asked for.
She ain’t send it. Instead she sending one setta nudes me ain’t ask for.
Remember all now so I see reeel nudes. So I get kinda numb to it now. I wanna see you Do something unique nah. Something different from what you sending. But she not sending it at all. So I dey like Benjai fed up of the same thing. I get super suspicious one time.
A day I rock back in my apartment and I showing one of my bro’s the scn and he was like dawg. Yuh getting catfished. That is some insecure person who pretending to be sweet so she could get the meat photos. Little does she know I was thirsty enough to blade anyway.
So I straight up ask the girl a day. Who is this? I know this ain’t your real name and this is a fake profile. I start to wisen up and realize she hoodwinked the Dan nah. Dawg the girl admit it straight up. She say she know me, she sees me around but I would never be interested
Dawg I trip off oneeeee time. I start to go the threatening route and say I gonna find out who you are and etc etc. my bredrin say nahhh. Don’t send that. You hadda finesse her and make her feel is a cool scn and you not mad so she would feel like she can be herself. Smooth shit.
Dawg it fucking worked. The girl said her real name was XYZ, and she from XYZ etc. So hear me trying to keep getting information eh
“Girl don’t ever be ashamed of who you are. Be happy in your skin. You don’t have to do this
Rel Michelle Obama kinda finish I putting on the play
“Girl don’t ever be ashamed of who you are. Be happy in your skin. You don’t have to do this
Rel Michelle Obama kinda finish I putting on the play
I chain her up to send a friggin picture dawg. Dawg...y’all might come for me and say I being mean but fuck it. I don’t care lol. Dawg I could even watch the picture for more than a 2 seconds. I feel soooooooo shame eh
But I still hadda keep the jig nah. So she ask if we cool. I say yeah man we cool. Just don’t be doing them shit again. I stop replying and thing to the girl. She sending one set of messages. Snapchat, IG, whatsapp. Ignoring all nah boy. Until......
She sends a message basically saying if I don’t respond to her and continue sending my piggyleeks pics that she gonna show it to everyone one and that I don’t know who she is because the picture she send me wasn’t even the real her. DAMMIT. TRICKED A FUCKIN GAIN.
I was like JESUS H CHRIST. If the whole of campus see my pics it gonna be a Fckin SCN.
At the time when people leaked your nudes it had no Double G to come and find out who did it and charge people. You hadda fight that on yuh own. I was sweating. I sit down in my room like
At the time when people leaked your nudes it had no Double G to come and find out who did it and charge people. You hadda fight that on yuh own. I was sweating. I sit down in my room like
I went in full Azariel mode dawg and I remembered who the fuck I am etc nah.I was like dawg hear what eh. The whole of campus has seen my tool already cause I reckless with my nudes nah. I always joke with my bredrins and say I want someone to leak it. So go ahead. Fuckin leak it
Now I playing big jefe thing eh. But in truth and reality is a game of chicken we playing nah boy. Testing to so who gonna do what. So I really scared dawg. I start to get paranoid. Who the fuck is this this person.
Boy all of a sudden a day I walking out of a class and a sweet girl from BIM pull me square and say “bigman so you wild then. Wuh gine orn WiFi you”
I say wym girl?. I done in sniping mode thinking is a next victim I lining up eh. She takes out her phone and shows me my tool
I say wym girl?
. I done in sniping mode thinking is a next victim I lining up eh. She takes out her phone and shows me my tool
She looked me dead in my eye and asked me. You know this person? Is this you? My redman squint turned to fuckin horror one time. Not only was it my cocolooks pic but it was the worst one.
I look her back in her face and said
I look her back in her face and said
I say well yeah. Daiz it there. I gone through. Time to wrap up shop. My Uwi days done.
Then a man from Milner hall brace me a day and say dawg. People on hall sharing your nudes. I say wey serious. You see it awa? Man say yeah dawg. I say WTMC dawg...NOW...
Then a man from Milner hall brace me a day and say dawg. People on hall sharing your nudes. I say wey serious. You see it awa? Man say yeah dawg. I say WTMC dawg...NOW...
For me this was EXTRA cause for concern
For those of you that went UWI you would know that UWI have rel plenty LGBT ppl right and plenty known to stay on a certain hall nah. Now I don’t have anything against them eh but I cyah sleep knowing men see my nudes nah boy.I nearly faint
For those of you that went UWI you would know that UWI have rel plenty LGBT ppl right and plenty known to stay on a certain hall nah. Now I don’t have anything against them eh but I cyah sleep knowing men see my nudes nah boy.I nearly faint
Dawg I kneeled by my bedside and I went to God. I swear. I say God I promise to change my ways. I’ll live like you and walk in your footsteps just pleaseeeee pleaseeee doh let it me a man that catfish me God. I say dawg I HAVE TO FIND OUT WHO THIS IS. I paranoid AF. I went back..
I try I try I try. I try alllll how. I play good cop. I play bad cop. I try for weeks. Begging the person to find out who they are.
To this day I never found out who the person is.
To this day I never found out who the person is.
To this day I live in fear that one day I gonna run for Prime Minister and Saucy Pow or Bretman Rock gonna pop up and tell the country how they trick me into seeing my gun dawg. THE END.
