Haybo remind me to tell you a Story about when my Xfriend said i should go home with mureki
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A long time ago...the was 4 of us seating bored AF in our flat and soon we started wondering what we doing later on because its Saturday Girls must go out and chow somebody& #39;s money on alcohol& Food and obviously everyone got on their phones
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Jiki jiki Chomy do you remember that old guy that followed you everywhere when we went to buy wacky Wednesdays...you took his number and promised to call him what happened to him remember he paid for everyones food we ended up having a baffert
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But I told you am not calling him guy is old and ugly AF...and I was struggling to pretend him same day
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π€" title="Face with thermometer" aria-label="Emoji: Face with thermometer"> ...no am not calling him ngiyamsaba mina
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Hayke you will call him..how many times have we sacrificed for you to have fun
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Me: Yoh niyavuya who forced you to do such
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Me: Yoh niyavuya who forced you to do such
Since when do we care about how a man looks...call him chomy into ingawe kudala utya ngathi
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I hated when this happened because I wasn& #39;t the I don& #39;t care type plus I was in a relationship unlike them..I didn& #39;t mind befriending and mingling with the other man when we had to be partnered up since that was always the case
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π€" title="Face with thermometer" aria-label="Emoji: Face with thermometer">...but this
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Come on chomy its not like you gonna sleep with the guy all you have to do is make sho he has a good time and spend his money plus his old anyway..what could he possibly do
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I did what I had to do
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π€" title="Face with thermometer" aria-label="Emoji: Face with thermometer">...Before I new it Girls played dress up..and got ready to make their way to Balito for a small braai at his house before hitting the clubs
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Our Ride was at the Gate when I received a Money Notification
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π" title="Face savouring food" aria-label="Emoji: Face savouring food">to pass by the shops n buy anything we might possibly need on the way I guess because he already said everything is waiting for us there.
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π" title="Face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tongue">a R1000 I didn& #39;t have haybo this guy
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We never bought anything because osesi ngomalambane we2 we needed the money
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Anyway
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Anyway
There he was
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My friends were so happy because this is how his friends looked..both of them were good looking Mkhulu bae& #39;s
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He told me his happy I called...can he show me around the House?..
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Khathele...this Thread is too long and i haven& #39;t even gotten to the juice yet hayi I will see yall later
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My friends were having their best time..laughing I could hear them from the far ends of this Mall house am touring
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I downed that wine glass quick in a hurry all in a 1 go..worried about my tour going into the bedrooms
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π₯" title="Disappointed but relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Disappointed but relieved face">yini bawo ndifika
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My thoughts exactly
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Immediately my heart sank
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">...I haven& #39;t even sat down & I only had 1 glass and already this man wants value for money
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He kept asking me stupid& useless questions that i dragged for as long as i could I kept going on and on..at that time the bed felt like it was vibrating because i was shaking like hell
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Then surprisingly he went in for the kiss
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">I remember the only thing that held me from Vomiting was that alcohol is the best disinfectant you could find
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π€’" title="Nauseated face" aria-label="Emoji: Nauseated face"> i took my last sips of my wine glass and i could still feel his toung down my throat
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I made an excuse about being Hungry and a promised that will finish this later am sleeping over
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π«" title="Tired face" aria-label="Emoji: Tired face">just as how my friend advised me
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π€¦ββοΈ" title="Woman facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming">...then we went back to the party and my friends weren& #39;t even worried about my whereabouts
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Mkhulu bae& #39;s went and got dressed we were ready to burn Cubana to the ground
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π" title="Woman dancing" aria-label="Emoji: Woman dancing">...we were all friends like we& #39;ve known each other for years and the last mkhulu bae who confused my friends arrived...jonga KuLit
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π₯" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire">exactly my sentiments we were all partnered up
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And vele everything was VIP we occupied that lounge thats by the kitchen the 1 with the huge king couches and made our own fun
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π" title="Woman dancing" aria-label="Emoji: Woman dancing">for a second I even forgot I made a promise I wasn& #39;t going to keep
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And obviously I called in our lil concas in the bathroom on how are we getting home sibadampa kanjani labantu ngidakiwe mina manje
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girls: hawuu girl oe daddy wam uthe uzongipha imali ekuseni
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π³" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">...nomunye uthi I shouldn& #39;t panic kuseEarly sizobona
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girls: hawuu girl oe daddy wam uthe uzongipha imali ekuseni
And right there and then I new shit was about to go down..I wasn& #39;t having fun anymore I new my friends and they were all up on omkhulu kissing and twerking for them
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π«" title="Tired face" aria-label="Emoji: Tired face">I got sober instead of getting drunk
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It was time to go home...when my friends got in the Mkhulu& #39;s cars like its normal
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Hayi khathele and vele ngathi ngixoxela mina
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π" title="Raising hands" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands">people that wanted me to continue are gone now ha.a will continue later
I did a small prayer
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">This man came back from the bathroom to find me waiting by where his parked...and he opened the car and I got in
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I had a small conversation with self and asked me a lot of questions like what the F #ck am I doing, where am I going with this guy just because you are unemployed doesn& #39;t mean this discomfort for a living is ok for just a few hundreds really
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">my Xfriend reminded me that am broke
The care was moving at that time ilibhekise eBalito...i heard myself ngicela amanzi and we passed by the garage guy got out and went in the garage
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In the back of my mind i knew i had a R1000 in the bank that he sent me i will use that to get home...Told him am not ok i wanna go home...he said "its ok you can sleep alone in the next room".and then i remembered mina ke ngadliwa ngendaba yokulanda ijersy am no fool..unamanga
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Things didn& #39;t end well..guy tried to force me into going with him and i was ready for a fight and I won by a simple scream
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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π€·ββοΈ" title="Woman shrugging" aria-label="Emoji: Woman shrugging">he got in his car and left me there
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π€" title="Face with thermometer" aria-label="Emoji: Face with thermometer">ok next stop withdrawing my money and calling a Cab
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Mangiqeda ukukhipha imali kante there& #39;s three guys who are seating there watching me and that garage was quiet and I didn& #39;t think anyone whould rob me in a garage
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">and thats what happened they took my money and my phone left me with my clutch bag that had my powder and lipstic
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Right there and then I knew this wasn& #39;t my night,mind you I didn& #39;t know any1s number off by head even my bae& #39;s so I was F #cked,the petrol attendant tried to calm me down and told me there& #39;s normally police that visit them aroun 4am i can ask them to take me home n they never came
I walked 5KM in heels looking like the Hoe that I was I cried untill I had to chin up..Cars kept Hootering
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="π" title="Waving hand" aria-label="Emoji: Waving hand">but i was determined to walk home, until a guy asked to walk with me and I ended up telling him the whole story and he gave me Taxi fair and I got home to happy people
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