Ask your crush out on a virtual date.
Stop doing “aFtEr LoCk DoWn”.

Dress nice, make food, set a time, don’t smell like engine oil, exfoliate your lips and moisturize, use my book dear. Google sef will give you ideas.

Or a virtual games date night.

Make an effort.
“aFtEr LoCk DoWn” some of you will still not ask anything.
If you’re going to try, start now.

Show up to the date with your personality. Don’t leave it ontop your sink.
Have open, honest conversation.
Make them laugh, be genuine.

Stop doing “how do you like doing it?”
Please have sense.
Please.

Not Everytime off cloth. Get to know people with their clothes on.
It’ll help you.
Share interests, movies, memes.

Ask them to see a movie with you.
Call them on video call and watch it together.

Effort is not rocket science.
Please now.
Not Everytime “I want to take you to places you’ve never been”

Pele oh angel Gabriel.

“What’s the baddest thing you’ve done, send me noods”

I’ve driven car sir.

You’re not an animal. Make the effort to actually get to know somebody purely.
You can do it. It’s not a myth.
Let it be understood that I’m referring to people with crushes that are not acting like evil spirits please.
Just have to add this disclaimer.

Before you go and meet the one that consistently ignores you and say Selema said.
Don’t misquote me dear 💀

Keezez!
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