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Hi I’m bored so here’s a thread of the weirdest guys I ever went on dates with:
1. One time I matched with a guy on bumble and he seemed super passionate and really out of my normal type, so I figured I’d give him a shot. He genuinely seemed like the type of guy who wanted a relationship so I was super hype. (Spoilers. He was not, he was also navy!)
(1-cont) I talked to him for a while and went to his place (not my smartest move I know) but he seemed alright. I was very wrong. First thing I learned was that he was super into techno music and making it. Wouldn’t be a problem only he was bad at it, and also made me watch him-
(1c) play for almost an hour. He barely spoke, he just played. He then asked me if the jacket I was wearing was vegan. It was not, but he knew that already. He then spent the next hour or so trying to convince me to go vegan by cooking vegan food for me and explains how he gave-
(1c) up deodorant because it was bad for the planet (mood but also, no replacement?) he had a mattress on the floor, which wasn’t a problem, until he let his pet rats out of the cage to crawl and poop on his bed and pee on me. This unfortunately WASNT the worst part.
(1c) I was already super uncomfortable but couldn’t figure out how to make my mistake because I’m a dumbass and DIDNT tell anyone where I was (pls don’t hang me, I know better now.) it got to the point where I found out that he found me on all social media platforms, without me
(1c) Giving them to him, and he proceeded to tell me how he knew everything about me, and how we could have been soul mates, but I screwed up because I had a boyfriend who was republican 6 months prior. So that ruined it for him. HE KNEW THIS GOING INTO THE DATE
(1c) at this point I was beyond scared so I was like “if you knew why would you go out with me?” And he said “oh because I thought I could try and sway you to be better for yourself!” Then proceeded fo play techno music again. I left directly after and never spoke to him again-
(1c) except for one time when he asked me if he knew where I could get shrooms, also if I wanted to hook up. I’m convinced he still watches my social media, so if you see this Cole, hey bud! You’re fucking insane! Hope the rats are good tho.
2. This date happened shortly after the last. It was around the time that the Tom Holland Spider Man movie came out, and I really wanted someone to go see it with me. So I made my tinder bio “just looking for a date to see spider man” as a joke, but also not really Bc I wanted-
To go see it! I matched with this guy and I made sure to text/talk to him for a few weeks before agreeing to go out with him. He was a few years older and he was ex army. After weeks of begging to take me out, I finally agree, mainly Bc I’m desperate to see spider man at this-
2c- point. Originally I was going to meet him at the theater, but he insisted that he picked me up, and meet my mom (claimed he was a southern gentleman) so I was like ok bet, my mom will have a face to who murdered me. So I agree. He comes up to meet my mom, and seemed nice!-
2c- we get into the car to go, and I ask him what time we are seeing Spider-Man (the movie we agreed on) and he said, “actually I was thinking of something more romantic.” I was a little annoyed but I appreciated his effort? I guess? So we drive to the furthest mall away in VB-
2c- and he doesn’t tell me what movie he bought tickets for. The whole time he is telling me about being deployed (I did not ask but it’s fine I guess) and how traumatized he was (awful but once again, did not ask.) we get to the theater and he is still doing all the talking.
2c- If you know me, you know that this is usually not the case. I’m a blabber mouth. So the fact I couldn’t get a single word in was v frustrating, but fine. We ended up getting to the theater and homie bought tickets to a CIVIL WAR MOVIE. It was a movie about these-
2c- southern daughters of fathers in the war, who take in a Yankee who is injured. They heal him back to health and then he tries TO RAPE ALL OF THEM. I was mortified. I hated the movie, but I finished it because I’m not rude, and then asked to go home. He was a lil disappointed-
2c- but said okay, I just need to show you something first. So he then proceeded to do DONUTS IN THE MALL PARKING LOT, and started driving out to the middle of no where. I was horrified because we were heading towards private beaches where there wasn’t alot of people, and when-
2c. Got to the location, there was no one around. It was just long empty beach road and a few street lights. He then gets out of the car, and tells me too as well, and goes to the trunk and takes out a sheet. LORD I THOUGHT I WAS ABOUT TO DIE. I HAD NO SERVICE. His dumbass then-
Says “have you ever made love under the stars?” 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤮" title="Face vomiting" aria-label="Emoji: Face vomiting"> I about threw up. I said “no but I have felt uncomfortable and wanted to go home!” He laughed in my face! And then headed to the beach and lays out the sheet. I sit with him Bc obviously no choice at this moment. He then tries-
2c. To make out wit me, and I tell him no. So we end up leaving. I beg him to take me home, and he says okay, I need to run by my house and grab my charger first tho. And I said cool, I’ll wait in the car. We get back to his house, and it’s this big house with lots of cars.-
2c. I tell him I’ll wait in the car, and he insists that I come inside, and that it will only be a minute. So I do, ya know, like an idiot, and his whole family is inside the living room. They then proceeded to say “hi Bella how are you! We’ve heard so much about you!” Which was-
2c. A little weird considering I didn’t tell him much about me, but then they start asking me about my college which is something I NEVER told him, and how I liked working at my job (mojos.) THIS MAN ALSO STALKED MY SOCIALS AND APPARENTLY TOLD HIS FAMILY WE WERE DATING. AND THIS-
2c. WAS ME MEETING HIS PARENTS. I was horrified once again, still DIDNT have service. So I followed him to his room and begged him to take me home. He then proceeded to stall and was trying to get me to sleep with him, and I was so over it I said nope and sat on the floor.
2c. He ended up getting annoyed and fell asleep, so I stayed up until 6 in the morning, sitting on his floor with his dog, until finally he agreed to take me home. When we finally got back to my house he had the audacity to ask me “so should we do this again sometime?” And I-
2c. To lose my number and never talk to me again. I stopped using tinder shortly after that for some time.
