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Here’s a thread of quality non-pornographic spank bank material for these trying times.
Beginning, obviously, with the ultimate sex god, one Hugh Grant.
Beginning, obviously, with the ultimate sex god, one Hugh Grant.
BEARDED Jon Hamm
This Interview Magazine photoshoot Shia LaBeouf did
Robert Pattinson’s JAWLINE
Zoë Kravitz
BEARDED Rob Delaney
Kristen Stewart’s BDE throughout 2019
This might be hyper-specific but whatever. Westley from Princess Bride.
Johnny Depp in the early 2000s 
Lakeith Stanfield
Craig from Degrassi, obviously
Rihanna OBVIOUSLY
The sexiest man on earth and the constant background of my phone, Mr. Mark Ruffalo
Jake Gyllenhaal
A$AP Rocky
Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park, obviously
Ben Affleck before he started dating teenagers
BEARDED Jason Segel
Kat Dennings
This Brad Pitt photoshoot and I apologize to no one.
I’ve also always been into Brad Pitt in Interview with the Vampire
Steve from Sex and the City. Again, I apologize to no one.
Christopher Meloni at ANY age or stage
Jim Sturgess, who gets better with age
Jamie Dornan in The Fall (!!!!!!)
Goddess in human form, Christina Hendricks
BEARDED Richard Madden
Jason Momoa, ESPECIALLY when in a pink suit
Ending this thread with the only man I’d leave my husband for: the incomparable Tom Hardy 
