Here’s a thread of quality non-pornographic spank bank material for these trying times.

Beginning, obviously, with the ultimate sex god, one Hugh Grant.

BEARDED Jon Hamm

This Interview Magazine photoshoot Shia LaBeouf did

Robert Pattinson’s JAWLINE

Zoë Kravitz

BEARDED Rob Delaney

Kristen Stewart’s BDE throughout 2019

This might be hyper-specific but whatever. Westley from Princess Bride.

Johnny Depp in the early 2000s

Lakeith Stanfield

Craig from Degrassi, obviously

Rihanna OBVIOUSLY

The sexiest man on earth and the constant background of my phone, Mr. Mark Ruffalo

Jake Gyllenhaal

A$AP Rocky

Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park, obviously

Ben Affleck before he started dating teenagers

BEARDED Jason Segel

Kat Dennings

This Brad Pitt photoshoot and I apologize to no one.

I’ve also always been into Brad Pitt in Interview with the Vampire

Steve from Sex and the City. Again, I apologize to no one.

Christopher Meloni at ANY age or stage

Jim Sturgess, who gets better with age

Jamie Dornan in The Fall (!!!!!!)

Goddess in human form, Christina Hendricks

BEARDED Richard Madden

Jason Momoa, ESPECIALLY when in a pink suit

Ending this thread with the only man I’d leave my husband for: the incomparable Tom Hardy