You are bored and have been single for too long, so you go out and buy wedding dresses so you can pretend someone loves you. Which dress are you buying?
You are bored and have been single for too long, so you go out and buy wedding dresses so you can pretend someone loves you. Which dress are you buying?
You are bored and have been single for too long, so you go out and buy wedding dresses so you can pretend someone loves you. Which dress are you buying?
You are bored and have been single for too long, so you go out and buy wedding dresses so you can pretend someone loves you. Which dress are you buying?
You are bored and have been single for too long, so you go out and buy wedding dresses so you can pretend someone loves you. Which dress are you buying?
You decided to go out to have lunch alone, because you have no friends, which outfit do you pick?
You decided to go out to have lunch alone, because you have no friends, which outfit do you pick?
You decided to go out to have lunch alone, because you have no friends, which outfit do you pick?
You decided to go out to have lunch alone, because you have no friends, which outfit do you pick?
You decided to go out to have lunch alone, because you have no friends, which outfit do you pick?
You check your account balance and it’s GHC 0.50, so you imagine a life where you actually have money. What house would you live in?
You check your account balance and it’s GHC 0.50, so you imagine a life where you actually have money. What house would you live in?
You check your account balance and it’s GHC 0.50, so you imagine a life where you actually have money. What house would you live in?
You check your account balance and it’s GHC 0.50, so you imagine a life where you actually have money. What house would you live in?
You check your account balance and it’s GHC 0.50, so you imagine a life where you actually have money. What house would you live in?
You arrive at the restaurant and you are hungry and like the glutton you are, your health is not on your mind. What are you eating?
You arrive at the restaurant and you are hungry and like the glutton you are, your health is not on your mind. What are you eating?
You arrive at the restaurant and you are hungry and like the glutton you are, your health is not on your mind. What are you eating?
You arrive at the restaurant and you are hungry and like the glutton you are, your health is not on your mind. What are you eating?
You arrive at the restaurant and you are hungry and like the glutton you are, your health is not on your mind. What are you eating?
After lunch, you go home and find out your friend has just had her wedding and forgot to invite you. Aww aren’t you pathetic? You look in your closet, what would you have worn?
After lunch, you go home and find out your friend has just had her wedding and forgot to invite you. Aww aren’t you pathetic? You look in your closet, what would you have worn?
After lunch, you go home and find out your friend has just had her wedding and forgot to invite you. Aww aren’t you pathetic? You look in your closet, what would you have worn?
After lunch, you go home and find out your friend has just had her wedding and forgot to invite you. Aww aren’t you pathetic? You look in your closet, what would you have worn?
After lunch, you go home and find out your friend has just had her wedding and forgot to invite you. Aww aren’t you pathetic? You look in your closet, what would you have worn?
You have just come home from lunch but your stomach is an empty and vast wasteland so you are hungry again. What are you eating?
You have just come home from lunch but your stomach is an empty and vast wasteland so you are hungry again. What are you eating?
You have just come home from lunch but your stomach is an empty and vast wasteland so you are hungry again. What are you eating?
You have just come home from lunch but your stomach is an empty and vast wasteland so you are hungry again. What are you eating?
You have just come home from lunch but your stomach is an empty and vast wasteland so you are hungry again. What are you eating?
You go back to thinking about your imaginary wedding that isn’t happening anytime soon dear. Once again you pretend to have money, even though your dreams cannot afford it. Who is singing at your wedding?
You go back to thinking about your imaginary wedding that isn’t happening anytime soon dear. Once again you pretend to have money, even though your dreams cannot afford it. Who is singing at your wedding?
You go back to thinking about your imaginary wedding that isn’t happening anytime soon dear. Once again you pretend to have money, even though your dreams cannot afford it. Who is singing at your wedding?
You go back to thinking about your imaginary wedding that isn’t happening anytime soon dear. Once again you pretend to have money, even though your dreams cannot afford it. Who is singing at your wedding?
You go back to thinking about your imaginary wedding that isn’t happening anytime soon dear. Once again you pretend to have money, even though your dreams cannot afford it. Who is singing at your wedding?
Well if you can pretend someone loves you, you can pretend they’ll take you on a honeymoon. What is your view?
Well if you can pretend someone loves you, you can pretend they’ll take you on a honeymoon. What is your view?
Well if you can pretend someone loves you, you can pretend they’ll take you on a honeymoon. What is your view?
Well if you can pretend someone loves you, you can pretend they’ll take you on a honeymoon. What is your view?
Well if you can pretend someone loves you, you can pretend they’ll take you on a honeymoon. What is your view?
You take a look in the mirror and realise your hairline is receding. Instead of you to take care of your hair, you decide to buy a wig to cover up what lies underneath. What wig are you buying?
You take a look in the mirror and realise your hairline is receding. Instead of you to take care of your hair, you decide to buy a wig to cover up what lies underneath. What wig are you buying?
You take a look in the mirror and realise your hairline is receding. Instead of you to take care of your hair, you decide to buy a wig to cover up what lies underneath. What wig are you buying?
You take a look in the mirror and realise your hairline is receding. Instead of you to take care of your hair, you decide to buy a wig to cover up what lies underneath. What wig are you buying?
You take a look in the mirror and realise your hairline is receding. Instead of you to take care of your hair, you decide to buy a wig to cover up what lies underneath. What wig are you buying?
It’s a nice and sunny day and instead of you to self quarantine you’re pretending not to know about corona virus and you’re taking a stroll outside. What are you wearing?
It’s a nice and sunny day and instead of you to self quarantine you’re pretending not to know about corona virus and you’re taking a stroll outside. What are you wearing?
It’s a nice and sunny day and instead of you to self quarantine you’re pretending not to know about corona virus and you’re taking a stroll outside. What are you wearing?
It’s a nice and sunny day and instead of you to self quarantine you’re pretending not to know about corona virus and you’re taking a stroll outside. What are you wearing?
It’s a nice and sunny day and instead of you to self quarantine you’re pretending not to know about corona virus and you’re taking a stroll outside. What are you wearing?
What does your coffin look like?
What does your coffin look like?
What does your coffin look like?
What does your coffin look like?
What does your coffin look like?
Well, it seems love is running away from you at an alarming pace. What sneakers is love wearing?
Well, it seems love is running away from you at an alarming pace. What sneakers is love wearing?
Well, it seems love is running away from you at an alarming pace. What sneakers is love wearing?
Well, it seems love is running away from you at an alarming pace. What sneakers is love wearing?
Well, it seems love is running away from you at an alarming pace. What sneakers is love wearing?
You are fashionably late for your funeral, what heels are you wearing?
You are fashionably late for your funeral, what heels are you wearing?
You are fashionably late for your funeral, what heels are you wearing?
You are fashionably late for your funeral, what heels are you wearing?
You are fashionably late for your funeral, what heels are you wearing?
You wake up and realise that you are not dead, the wonderful healthcare workers saved your dumbass and you go home. Now you are thirsty, what are you drinking?
You wake up and realise that you are not dead, the wonderful healthcare workers saved your dumbass and you go home. Now you are thirsty, what are you drinking?
You wake up and realise that you are not dead, the wonderful healthcare workers saved your dumbass and you go home. Now you are thirsty, what are you drinking?
You wake up and realise that you are not dead, the wonderful healthcare workers saved your dumbass and you go home. Now you are thirsty, what are you drinking?
You wake up and realise that you are not dead, the wonderful healthcare workers saved your dumbass and you go home. Now you are thirsty, what are you drinking?
You’re a bit woozy because of all the meds you’re on. What car do you think took you home from the hospital?
You’re a bit woozy because of all the meds you’re on. What car do you think took you home from the hospital?
You’re a bit woozy because of all the meds you’re on. What car do you think took you home from the hospital?
You’re a bit woozy because of all the meds you’re on. What car do you think took you home from the hospital?
You’re a bit woozy because of all the meds you’re on. What car do you think took you home from the hospital?
You’re home and you’re back to your old ways, daydreaming. You hear a ring on your doorbell, it’s Asamoah Gyan. Apparently you applied for a cleaning job at his house and he has decided to pick you up. What does his house look like?
You’re home and you’re back to your old ways, daydreaming. You hear a ring on your doorbell, it’s Asamoah Gyan. Apparently you applied for a cleaning job at his house and he has decided to pick you up. What does his house look like?
You’re home and you’re back to your old ways, daydreaming. You hear a ring on your doorbell, it’s Asamoah Gyan. Apparently you applied for a cleaning job at his house and he has decided to pick you up. What does his house look like?
You’re home and you’re back to your old ways, daydreaming. You hear a ring on your doorbell, it’s Asamoah Gyan. Apparently you applied for a cleaning job at his house and he has decided to pick you up. What does his house look like?
You’re home and you’re back to your old ways, daydreaming. You hear a ring on your doorbell, it’s Asamoah Gyan. Apparently you applied for a cleaning job at his house and he has decided to pick you up. What does his house look like?
Despite your further receding hairline, you decide to get braids. What braids are you getting?
Despite your further receding hairline, you decide to get braids. What braids are you getting?
Despite your further receding hairline, you decide to get braids. What braids are you getting?
Despite your further receding hairline, you decide to get braids. What braids are you getting?
Despite your further receding hairline, you decide to get braids. What braids are you getting?
You wake up dramatically, next to your loving husband and sigh in relief when you realise all this was a bad dream. What does your bedroom look like?
You wake up dramatically, next to your loving husband and sigh in relief when you realise all this was a bad dream. What does your bedroom look like?
You wake up dramatically, next to your loving husband and sigh in relief when you realise all this was a bad dream. What does your bedroom look like?
You wake up dramatically, next to your loving husband and sigh in relief when you realise all this was a bad dream. What does your bedroom look like?
You wake up dramatically, next to your loving husband and sigh in relief when you realise all this was a bad dream. What does your bedroom look like?
Syk nigga, you thought. Enjoy your sad and lonely life.
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