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alright, obvious one but he has 4 names cus hes like that. hes not harry anderson egbert hes egbert-lalonde and its cus roxy did not mf take jegberts name in the marriage ok
harry also doesnt have a favorite musical?? he legit cant pick one single one theres too many and he likes them all for different reasons >:P
he types in blue and is blue coded but his real fav color is playbill yellow. you know what im saying
calliope taught him how to do makeup!!!!!!!!!! taught him how to contour properly and do both stage and regular makeup,,, roxy taught him how to do KILLER eyeliner and now he wears it every day :)
secondly calliope helped raise him and was like his Main babysitter and so like he loves them so much bro i cant,,,
CALLIOPE AND HARRY GO TO CONVENTIONS TOGETHER. THEY GO AND THEY COSPLAY AND ATTEND PANELS AND IM I LIKE TO CRY
this one goes out to @_senpika_ but there IS a universe out there where dave doesnt go ult and dave is the one who takes him to musicals fuck canon
harry actually is costume head (of course) AND the tenor male lead (OF COURSE) so by the time hes a senior hes a powerhouse in his drama department and absolutely nails his lead role as none other than mr jack kelly. you heard me. he plays jack kelly
he also like. bisexual king. i love this dude
he loves vrissy a lot and even though he like "tolerates" tavros he actually cares about him a lot, and wants to be there for him more
his dream roles include benny southstreet, jd, jesse tuck..... the list never ends
also ngl somewhere in there he wishes he could play heather chandler. i love him so much
he really doesnt talk about theatre TOO much in front of a lot of his friends but it really is such a big part of his life. it got him through his parents divorce and some dark ass times in high school and hes so grateful for the outlet it gave him
actually, calliope was the one to get him into theatre too!! they took him to a play when he was real little and he loved it a lot
i also think that while harry doesnt have the Perfect relationship with his dad he still really appreciates how much he tries, and they have their moments of laughter and silly jokes
also, the egbert-lalondes all have very similar senses of humor, so like,,, sometimes all you get is a household of like a 7 year old harry anderson, and john and roxy just going POG POG POG
harry anderson wins prom king and then turns around and puts the crown on tavvys head. i want these two to have a GOOD COUSIN RELATIONSHIP fuck you guys fuck canon
his lock screen is a picture of him and vrissy (did i mention i love him and vrissy) n then his home screen is just. him SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT at the stage door to troll heathers. he is losing his shit in the pic n every time he opens his phone he gets a DOUBLE SHOT of serotonin
the cool kid thing is largely a facade, lets be real. hes a big ass dork and really is a lot more like egbert than a lot of people think, just with the kind of strilonde "this is fine" tendencies
his favorite food is cake and pie, much to the dismay of jegbert. (no one knows its cus of waitress. shhh)
he desperately needs glasses and just went a lot of his life blind before he started cosplaying, figured out how to put contacts in, went "OH SHIT" and now is a contact whore
