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*takes the phone*
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*completly ignoring*
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*overbearing mother mode*
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*the table setting dispute*
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*the pointless argument part 1*
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*zones out*
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*venting*
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His face
*brings back her favorite dessert after a trip*
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*answering the door*
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*fighting over a video game*
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*being to predictable*
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*has to answer the phone even at the most inopportune time*
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*helping with her coat*
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*soccer parent vibes*
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*listens to her*
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Rule number one in marriage, always listen to your wife
*pointless arguement part two*
*venting again*
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*being so competitive*
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*the chill tf out*
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*surprising him*
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*another chill tf out moment*
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*pointless argument part three*
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*complete embarrassment*
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*shoe shopping*
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*Loading up children*
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*bickering over cupcake flavors*
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*insulting other people’s kids*
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*takes phone again*
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*teasing one another*
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*complimenting the kids hide and seek skills*
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*pulling him out of her chair*
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*back to school shopping*
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*abandons him so she doesn’t have to deal with her practical mother in law*
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* worrying about her*
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*the silent treatment*
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*being the voice of reason*
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*forcing him to eat*
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*completely unamused*
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