me: man that ice cream shop was good

@nyorosys: yeah, i wonder if the owner ever got out of prison

me: ... he didn't go to prison, he died, he was like 87
@nyorosys: ... look, all i knew is that he went away for awhile, okay?!

me: when people go away for a little while that does not automatically mean they're in prison!
this has been another episode of quarantine theatre
shout-out to all my friends i haven't seen in two months, hope they're doing well in prison
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