If Kim Jong-un has died, the resulting confusion will be used to expand US military presence on the Korean Peninsula.

If he hasn't, then people got suckered with yet another DPRK hoax because they haven't learned not to trust US media.

Either way, your jokes are boring.
"DPRK hoax" refers to a hoax ABOUT the DPRK, not one made by the DPRK. Figured this was obvious.
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