If Kim Jong-un has died, the resulting confusion will be used to expand US military presence on the Korean Peninsula.

If he hasn& #39;t, then people got suckered with yet another DPRK hoax because they haven& #39;t learned not to trust US media.

Either way, your jokes are boring.
"DPRK hoax" refers to a hoax ABOUT the DPRK, not one made by the DPRK. Figured this was obvious.
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