Rating my white friends: a thread

first is @brdgtln
Pros
-very nice
-one of the good ones
-very funny and talented

Cons
-her parents are not divorced so she is only medium weird

. @cwementine

Pros
-nice
-very scared to say racist things
-will fight anyone for me

Cons
- they are too cool

We now have @Disasta_masta (not full white but they have a lot of caucazoidal tendencies)

Pros
-knows things about things
-makes a mean gatoride/gin mixer
-will fight all the Kyles for me
-would punch a nazi

Cons
-cannot resists shorts with fishing dad jokes

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. @pythonandpoem

Pros
-does math with shapes in 3d, does math you need 7 pages to solve
-can code
-always has a fun story
-reminds me of an off brand jane eyre character
-reads books smart people write

Cons

-knows too much
-she understands philosophy