So...how can this film just start with this guy being perforated anyha and I cannot even see his assailant?

Ah!! That wan enter. He haf fent!!

This is a bad start for our hero!

Ah. Is a Zee world, Mumbai sontin?
Please God...let this have Amitabh Bachan!

These kids...I smell misfortune in front.

Which kain club be dis?
Everything dey here. Na only hockey Dem no get.

AHHH!! Youth and drugs?

Misfortune.

Ehen... Olopa don show! That moustache...

Issa SARS guy.

I TALK AM!! One has been perforate Inna deh braim!!

Oh. No be SARS o. The cop na Evans!!

Kicknap!!

Dafuq? Prison?

Ohhhh...shit. popsie is Sanjit Chapo!

This PA don buy market.
Tie the boy. No. Now look.

Did this dude just jump...

Wait... Is this Aquaman?
TF??

My nigga is half tilapia!

Australia... Never a good sign.
Why is he sitting down inside water?

My Friend leave that aquarium!!
How can you be reminiscing inside water?

You be Lipton??

So this what Thor does when Odin seizes Mjolnir?

He turns to Old McDonald?
Why is chicken suya so comfy?

This babe wants your Asgard staff you are drinking agbo! Mtchew.

Go back to Asgard. What kind of struggle...?
Reduced to stealing Indian children like a common slave trader.
Tueh.

I need this movie to kick off.

Only 20 hostiles?

No wonder they didn't call Rambo.
This is walk a in the park.

And indias.

Kill them, scalp them and start selling weaves.

Winner.

Ah. Dem dey kicknap for this place o.
See as dem fetch Thor like beans.

These Punjab MCs don't know Thor o...

Y'all didn't watch Endgame??

AY??!! PLAYING WITH EMPTY GUN?!?

Kill these baby Dhramendras!!!

Let them report to Ghandi now!!!

Aha. See the boy!!

Oya!! Exterminate de youth!!

What is the DELAY???

I hate that I can't curse.

EHEN!! THANK YOU ISREAL THE SNIPER!!

OYA!! SMALL GENOCIDE!! WE MOVE!!

Someone with arms like you thighs is choking you, you are fighting back..beg ,Ranjit!! Beg!!

Iz late.

KICK IN THE DOOR WAVING A BIG GUNZZZZ!!!

THOR WICK!!

AND SNIPER ISREAL WITH THE BACKUP!!

LET'S GOOOOO!!
WE MUST EMPTY MUMBAI TOHDAE!!!

Why don't they ever just run??

These niggas can't be getting much more than minimum wage.

But even with eye...this guy be like who una go beat??

Flee. Fools.

CHIM!! You can hear the bones going their separate ways!

He has Kelt them. All.

Kill this child too. For insolence.

Stupid cockroach.

I come to rescue you. I'm untying you.
Say Thank you...e say na "Who are you?"

If I say Taju will you know?
Gbef.

Ah!! Why is this animal throwing kids off roofs?

Let Thor come 1st.
Time dey.

Why are they looking like they think the boy will fly back up!!

He's an Indian boy!! Not a Disney Elephant!!
This ain't DUMBO, Sanjay and Co!!!

You give me knife and you're threatening me?

I will puncture you and flee!!
Foolish Prem Chopra!!

And right on cue!!
African. Die.

I talk it!! Foolish man.
I hate this shit

Ah!! They have played rescue team full Advance Fee Fraud!

All your guns and tough guys...una no even collect mobilization??

Una just move to site?
Crying!!

Maybe na network!

Hold my position inside bush?
Do think I'm a gazelle??

I'm a huge Asgardian in Mumbai with big vest!! They find kill me!!

Ah!! They haff snipe the sniper!!
Iz laik tings are spoy!

If I don't sell that child to the unsullied??

How you gon tell me I have enemies in the woods when they are a 100 meter dash away?

What is that magic Google maps for?

I'm killing everybody that isn't Asgardian!

Oh shit. Uber boat has been rumbled too?

Ahn?? It's the PA??

Our contractor??
He has come to... Kai. Kimon...

Okay pay half. Dahell man?
If they are so good that they're killing my team... WHY DIDNT THEY JUST GET THIS SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE THEIR DAMNED SELVES???

They even have caverton copter!! No wonder they can't pay us.

ISSA CAR CHAAAAASEEE!!

KEKE NAPEP SHIFT!!!

How are these Taxify Corollas chasing a Mezdiz??

No proper roads sef. It's like they are in Nassarrawa state.

He should have gotten a 505!