metal gear time

FOUR HOURS OF CUTSCENES!?:&;7(89494’

theres no subtitles

psycho mantis by red velvet remix

WAIT@THEY SAID BIG BOSS

decoy octopus dlfifofj:9;79292)3

ocewot....

STRIPPING IN THE ELEVATOR??

wow already hitting on mei damn

ok so...snake is the good guy.....hes going after the foxhound guys to stop them from using nukes.....and i dont understand the part abt returning big bosses remains but i guess theyll explain it later?

why are the girls so horny HELP

damn snake could you be any louder. everyone in the whole prison can hear you yelling about nuclear warheads

me when im watching metal gear solid and solid snake says metal gear

i....why did the guard just leave after hearing a prisoner talk about top secret sh*t like the metal gear project.....what

the tech in this is so overexplained its ridiculous dlifkfkdkdjdjd

like why does the keycard have to synchronize with the salt in your sweat and the electric field of your body

he got a heart attack for being a bootlicker this is so sad

THE@ZOOM ON HER POLYGONAL ASS I CANT BREAAAATHEHEHEKFKGLGKGLGJ

THEY SAID NANOMACHINES

psycho mantis is wearing a gas mask which reminds me tht the other day i went to 7/11 and a dude was in there wearing a gask mask looking thing

why does president baker look like the mandrakes from harry potter

OCELOT? BUT WHYS HE ALREADY AN OLD MAN

whys there a cyclops robot

I FEEL LIKE “KEANU REEVES TAKES 10 SECONDS TO ABSORB A QUESTION” EVERYTIME I PAUSE. LAHIAH TAKES 10 SECONDS TO ABSORB A CUTSCENE

ok so.....um...............he beat ocelot and then the robot came but the robot got electrocuted and left......? whos side is the robot on is he with the americans or the russians

him just thumping snakes leg with the cane doifodhddk9:8493839;$

ok so. i have decided to watch this shit in release order instead. so i will return to metal gear solid later

im watching metal gear 1 the nes game and why is there a character just named SHOOT GUNNER

snake is part of the foxhounders in this game??

big boss evil moments

are snake and black ninja both children of outer heaven

NOT to make a naruto comparison but the way kyle is talking this sounds like when pain saved the blood mist village

i admit i rly had a low understanding ofthe metal gear franchise in the first place but i never knew big boss was an antagonist i thought he was like.....snakes clone or something that is also a good guy and hes just retired

how is this girls disguise supposed to work if theres not any female soldiers on the compound

and why are there children just running up and down the compound like its a public park

GUSTAVA NOOOOO

gray fox is here

is master miller related to kazuhira miller

this msx commercial dkfjfldjdkdn

wait who is gray fox why does he keep talking like im supposed to remember who he is

the big boss era??

oh no fox :(

BIG BOSS IS HERE? AND HES OLD ???

hetero ending <3

eli told me theres post credit scenes so.....i will watch

alright NOW its time for metal gear solid 1

i hope its ok i skipped snakes revenge i saw it on the wikipedia release timeline but it wasnt in the playlist

HAL EMMERICH

they just said “BLEEDING HEART LIBERALS”

snake is so cute i like him

hes so smooth flfifljf is there any female characters he meets in this game he doesnt flirt with immediately

snake and liquid snake look alike bc they are clone brother test tube babies from the same lab

lord above these codec conversations are so d*mn LONG

JUST CALL YOU WHAT?

vulcan raven reminds me of the guy in gotg....th one who got kicked from the mcu i forgot his name fljfldjdkdjdkdj

the robot is so sexy and murderous

OTACON

is this dudes name really cyborg ninja. like fr?

i know cyborg ninja has an exoskeleton on but hes rly walking around butt @$$ naked....no clothes......

WAIT? GREY FOX??

well its a good thing i didnt skip metal gear 2 like shrimplet told me to

(that was the minecraft of sex post voice) cyborg ninja is the majima of metal gear

i didnt say this just as a joke its only partially joking. they rly do have a lot of similarities

otacon is having a mental breakdown because the US government tricked him into engineering a nuclear weapon meanwhile snake is just standing there like this

i......i thought the “otaku convention” thing on tumblr was fake subs..........OTACON WHY DID YOU PICK THAT AS A CODE NAME

did overwatch steal cyborg ninja to make genji shimada or is butt naked cyborg with a sword some kind of common trope

aww snake care otacon <3

MERYL GOT REVERSE CONVERSION THERAPY?!?!?

snake denied big boss’ villain monologue and said he was never gonna turn out like him yet here we are 1 game later and snake is giving his tedtalk on how much he loves killing people

why did they have to render meryls nipples poking through her tanktop

SNAKE IS SO BLUNT THIS GIRL IS TELLING YOU ABOUT HER DEAD DAD CAN YOU BE NICE FOR 2 SECONDS? LORD

her sleeper agent chip or whatever has been activated shes gonna try to kill snake

its getting late i think ineed to stop watching tv

LORD ABOVE HES CONTROLLING MERYL LIKE A MARIONETTE

is that psycho mantis

(psycho mantis voice) whats wrong snake? you dont like GIIIIIRLS?

HES MOVING THE CONTROLLER

snakes entire memory has been wiped...? is this why he says he has no family did they take all his memories away to make him the perfect soldier

snake asexual moments again

WHATS UNDER HIS GAS MASK JUST SHOW ME ALREADY

ooooo snake is just like the boss

the mcdonalds worker reading my order back to me

the way that snake never asks for any of this but every villain he defeats has to lie there and tell him their entire life story as they slowly bleed to death

when snakes on his 7th thats crazy and the villain is still telling him about life at the orphanage

MERYL NOOOOO

is snake also genetically modified

they killed meryl to introduce sniper wolf....1 to 1 female character exchange rate is occurring

liquid snake looks and sounds like prince charming from shrek 2

WAIT FOXHOUND DONT KNOW WHO CYBORG NINJA IS EITHER? HELPPPPKFKGKGKGJFKJF

sniper wolf is so horny ?

i know liquid snakes real name is eli but i dont know how i know that

WAIT THE DARPA CHIEFS BLOOD IS GONE IS THE VAMPIRE GUY GONNA SHOW UP

OCELOT FOUGHT IN AFGHANISTAN?

WAIT THATS YOUNG OCELOT

ok so now i kinda understand?? everything with young ocelot and kaz and big boss was in the past before solid snake was a soldier

i dont remember that big boss is snakes dad but i also was not paying as much attention during metal gear 1 as i should have been

otacon is so cute

making this thread made me realize way more of my friends are into metal gear than i thought