Satan UR EVENT CARD SPOILERS

So it starts off with Asmo jumping on Satan, until says for him to stop and Asmo notices he isnt feeling well :c Satan believes it maybe bc of a pot plant from a random package sent to him, the trio are new figuring out this mystery

PART 2 (get ready for a ride Bc HELLO-)

so our trio has asked solomon what might have happened and apparently the plant has a spell on it thats causing satans life to slowly END EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY????

Solo says that mc is able to feel what the plants emotions are, i picked i love satan AND CUE SATAN BLUSHING LIKE CRAZY AND GETTING TEASED

SOLOMON CONFIRMS THE PLANT IS GIVING OFF SUCH LOVE FOR SATAN THAT ITS WILLING TO K WORD HIM- So solomon is like any idea where it may have come from and turns out satan GOT CONFESSED TO-

AND WHEN ASKED IF HE TURNED THEM DOWN HE SAYS MC IS THE ONLY ONE HE HAS EYES FOR-

PRETTY MUCH SATAN HAS TO CARRY THE FUCKIN PLANT AROUND WITH HIM AND GIVE IT LOVE SO IT BLOOMS AND THEN BARB IS LIKE LUCI COULD JUST EASILY DISPEL IT BUT SATAN ISNT HAVING ANY OF IT AND WANTS TO DO IT HIMSELF

he says he’d rather d!e before asking lucifer for any help but says hes joking if you say don’t d!e satan and says he has enough love to make it bloom himself! (ft luke and simeon roasting him)

SO MAMMON, ASMO ARE CHECKING ON SATAN AND BELPHIE BRINGS HIM SOME SOUP TO FEEL BETTER IM GONNA CRY

So pretty much satans just been glaring at he plant and talking to it and not actually showing it love and so Belphie suggests he just show the plant the love that he gives mc

SO SATAN ASKS HOW HE TREATS MC AND IF YOU CLICK THE OPTION LOVEY DOVEY THEY START TEASING HIM

CONFIRMING HE GETS ALL OVER MC WHEN HES DRUNK IM@INLOVEWITH HIM

BUDS BEGIN TO SPROUT WHEN HE STARTS LIKE OF MC AND WHEN ASKED IF HE KISSED THE PLANT ITS TRUE THAT HE DOES

SO HE HUGS MC AND FLOWERS START BLOOMING AND THE CURSE IS LIFTED, AND HE TELLS MC SORRY FOR MAKING THEM WORRY

THEN AT THE END HE WONDERS EVEN THO HES BETTER WHY THE PLANT IS SMALL AND ASMO SAYS ITS BC SATAN HIMSELF HAS LOT MORE LOVE FOR MC

IM SORRY IF THIS THREAD WAS MESSING I WAS PRETTY MUCH LIVE TWEETING THIS AS I READ IT