Feeling like I should use insurmountable size and overwhelming strength to bully people who say they don't like it but they really do
Feel like I wanna step into the shadow of a doorway, block it with my mass and stop someone from leaving. Squeeze on in, boot them over, call them a shrimp as I pick them up and hold them upside down by their ankle.
Feel like I wanna pin someone to the couch with a hand, before taking my shirt off, to bury them in bear belly until they think they'll never be able to breathe again.
Feel like I wanna wrap a hand around someone's face, and laugh off their wriggling and struggling, slapping and punching.

Just, y'know. Be a big bully and stuff.
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