This is real. #NUFC

Our manager really headbutted a player too. And wasn't sacked. #nufc

One of our players got cancer and basically was disposed of like an unwanted puppy by the men in charge. Even won a discrimination claim. Nice people. #nufc https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/apr/14/jonas-gutierrez-wins-discrimination-claim-against-newcastle-utd

...before he fully left he saved the club from relegation by scoring in the last game confirming the win it needed. That shit is real. #nufc

He really happened. #nufc

Twice. #nufc

Really? #nufc

Our club were the best in the land. 2nd at worst. So our newish manager got rid of its best players and replaced them with these young up and comers. No really he did. #nufc

We were now the 13th best club at a drop of a hat. For real. #nufc

Our club finished 3rd in its first season in the PL. Unreal right? This lad scored over 40 goals for the season. For real. #nufc

This really f*cking hurt. #nufc

Our manager took the approach to explain the decision to sell him to the fans directly. No really. He did. #nufc

A year later our club was sat here. How the hell did they do that after selling that other lad? #nufc

They blew it. #nufc

This really didn't work. #nufc

That's better. #nufc

This is real. #nufc

See. #nufc

Been there before though. No biggy. #nufc

This is real. #nufc

Our club was getting relegated, again, so the recently ex-Real Madrid manager, who had won the Champions League, offered his services to take over. No really, it's true. #nufc

The owner practically sacked him though, as the Champions League winning manager wanted to make the club successful. No really, he let him go for being too ambitious. Look. #nufc

He replaced him with a lower league manager and paid a few million quid to make it happen. Ha, now I know you're kidding now? Right?

Well... #nufc

OK, well at least it's because they couldn't afford to be ambitious. It isn't like they can go and spend like, I dunno, £40m on a striker or anything? Right?

Well... #nufc

This is real. #nufc

Who could forget. #nufc

This could be real. #nufc

It might not, but this was real. #nufc

Although... #nufc

This is real. #nufc

This is considered a flop. #nufc

This is considered a success. #nufc

This is real. #nufc

This is real. #nufc

And this really was real. #nufc

Our club can be whatever it wants.

Unthinkable highs and unthinkable lows. Bafflingly great and amazingly awful.

But it can make either one of those real like no other club on the planet. #nufc

Oh and we really did break the world record transfer fee. Easy to forget. #nufc

And this. This is real. Team mates fighting on the pitch. With each other. #nufc

This is the same game. #nufc https://images.app.goo.gl/eHk95M9j6f37Z4ZYA