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This is real. #NUFC
Our manager really headbutted a player too. And wasn't sacked. #nufc
One of our players got cancer and basically was disposed of like an unwanted puppy by the men in charge. Even won a discrimination claim. Nice people. #nufc https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/apr/14/jonas-gutierrez-wins-discrimination-claim-against-newcastle-utd
...before he fully left he saved the club from relegation by scoring in the last game confirming the win it needed. That shit is real. #nufc
He really happened. #nufc
Twice. #nufc
Really? #nufc
Our club were the best in the land. 2nd at worst. So our newish manager got rid of its best players and replaced them with these young up and comers. No really he did. #nufc
We were now the 13th best club at a drop of a hat. For real. #nufc
Our club finished 3rd in its first season in the PL. Unreal right? This lad scored over 40 goals for the season. For real. #nufc
Our manager took the approach to explain the decision to sell him to the fans directly. No really. He did. #nufc
A year later our club was sat here. How the hell did they do that after selling that other lad? #nufc
This really didn't work. #nufc
That's better. #nufc
This is real. #nufc
See. #nufc
Been there before though. No biggy. #nufc
This is real. #nufc
Our club was getting relegated, again, so the recently ex-Real Madrid manager, who had won the Champions League, offered his services to take over. No really, it's true. #nufc
The owner practically sacked him though, as the Champions League winning manager wanted to make the club successful. No really, he let him go for being too ambitious. Look. #nufc
He replaced him with a lower league manager and paid a few million quid to make it happen. Ha, now I know you're kidding now? Right?
Well...
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Well...
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OK, well at least it's because they couldn't afford to be ambitious. It isn't like they can go and spend like, I dunno, £40m on a striker or anything? Right?
Well... #nufc
Well...
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It might not, but this was real. #nufc
Although... #nufc
This is real. 
#nufc
#nufc
This is considered a flop. #nufc
This is considered a success. #nufc
This is real. #nufc
And this really was real. #nufc
Our club can be whatever it wants.
Unthinkable highs and unthinkable lows. Bafflingly great and amazingly awful.
But it can make either one of those real like no other club on the planet. #nufc
Unthinkable highs and unthinkable lows. Bafflingly great and amazingly awful.
But it can make either one of those real like no other club on the planet. #nufc
Oh and we really did break the world record transfer fee. Easy to forget. #nufc
And this. This is real. Team mates fighting on the pitch. With each other. #nufc
