BREAKING: ABC reports that sources at Huffpost report on stories originating from MSNBC which seem to corroborate word that a CBS reporter speaking to Yahoo News has heard from Buzzfeed that there are secret sources at CNN who say that sources say Kim Jong Un is on lifesupport.

There will be a full editorial in the New York Times in which experts will convincingly explain all of this to you.

I have heard from inside sources who are knowledgeable about this subject who confirm that all of this is highly probable.

Oh, and my sources all have pHD's in expertology from Ivy League er, places.