I had a dream,

My German ancestors, whose culture I only know from fantasy movies and books written by American authors, those ancestors came to me and made me a doctor.

So good news, I'm now qualified to teach a weekend course on European medical practices!!

I added lids to a bunch of cups so get ready for my super authentic German etsy shop and my soon to be German TikTok where I tell real old German myths, like the one about the Golden Fleece.

I am not surprised they chose me, I mean I did read a Wikipedia article and spent a few weeks in Germany, so I'm like obviously more of an expert on how to be German then like Germans that live in Germany.

I would just like to say a lot of you are looking for movies that show an authentic European experience to share with kids, and I'm here to help cause there is no movie more accurate to what it's like in Europe then Deathstalker.