1/n Anatomy of a Falguni pathak Classic "MERI CHUNAR UDD UDD JAYE" A thread; Warning: May blow your mind

2/n I was a millennial, before I knew it, and having an elder sister in the 90s and early 2000s meant just one thing; an endless barrage of Indi-pop full day on either channel V or MTV. Combine that with watching songs like Kaanta laga, kaliyon ka chaman, chadhti jawani among

3/n others, us pubescent boys devoid of any hormonal urges at that time, thought that is what always happens. Women get together and simply dance around all the time. Men on the other hand were searching for tanha dil-tanha safar at that time.

4/n
I barely remembered the song “Meri chunar udd udd jaye” growing up, but faintly remember it being a regular Falguni Pathak song, where there is a YAK, Female falguni, Male Falguni and that actress from Khatta Meetha movie.

5/n So when recently as I was scrolling along my Youtube feed, this Classic Falguni Pathak hit no. popped up and all of a sudden “waqt badal gaye, jazbaat badal gaye”
THIS SONG IS INSANE!!
Here’s my reaction below, in images

6/n Normal house, Normal girl, all’s well

7/n Classic Red riding hood imagery. Probably Ayesha Takia, taking a basket to give to her grandma, who might be a wolf, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves

8/n Male Falguni just busy minding his rubik’s cube (which might be denoting his complicated personality)

9/n This is her greasing some classic Tile art with her hand like a noobie. These are in the series of “William Wise Mintons Village Life”, designed by one of the greatest illustrators of tiles in the 19th century William Wise. I reverse searched these images for your benefit.

10/n Weapons in the background but its peacetime now and she wears white. She nasty tho. (you’ll see why)

11/n Who designs a room like this? Why Is everyone required to sit so far apart? Real waste of space

12/n Creepy Raja ravi verma knock-off is creepy

13/n Wut? Where’d she come from?

14/n OK BIG REVEAL!! THIS IS A SONG ABOUT BEING GAY/ Lesbian, Bi/ Trans, but secretly. Caught you off guard, didn’t I/she?

15/n Falgu Falgu! Yes papa! | What are you doing? Chappal dance papa | Why are you doing? For no apparent reason papa!

16/n The look girls give when they see a photographer in the wild

17/n Random good photographer guy/girl/person obliges them

18/n O fuck RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
P.S. I think that rabbit represent purity/virginity/ignorance (take your pick)

19/n Yea....OK... I’ll take that

20/n Ok Falguni sings, chunar udd udd jaye here, but I believe this is a pallu not a chunar. Pathak ji what is this behaviour?

21/n This guard bhaiyya has shit loads of stories to tell, I’m sure

22/n This Male falguni obviously has the hots for this cousin of his (let’s be real, who wouldn’t), and very coolly stares where he should not. This is just uncool behavior man/person.

23/n Ayesha takia runs away leaving her Mooli-Dildo behind. Yup that’s a Dildo! Yup Yup Yup! Dude casually picks it up like it ain’t no thang.

24/n AWW SHIT!

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