I had to get rid of 17 people yesterday so I am ready to follow a few more. I’m going to ask the easiest possible question.

Choose one.

Grape or Strawberry jelly.
Grape is the only answer. What is wrong with you people?
And fuck off with the jam and jelly thing. You know what I mean and this shit won’t fly. Grape is the only answer. Bless.
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