cr: birthday girl

i’m nervous to start but let’s goooooo

her bfs name is cole omg

“Happy Birthday,” she says, smirking at me like she knows I probably think she forgot.
I break into a smile and lift the small Krispy Kreme box open and see half a dozen donuts.”

KRISPY KREME

“You’re not a serial killer, are you?”
He pinches his eyebrows and looks at me. “Are you?”
“They’re usually anti-social, Caucasian men.”
“And they look just like everyone else,” he adds, suspicion in his voice as he looks me up and down.”

LMFAOO SHUTUP

“Breakfast Club is your favorite, right?” he says. “And every other John Hughes creation?”
“You have something against The Breakfast Club?”
“Not the first ten times I saw it, no.”

they’re funny

“You’re going to eat all six donuts?” he questions.
I stop the pastry two inches from my mouth and glare at him. “Would that disgust you or something?”
“No, I’m just wondering if I get one.”

STOPPP WHY THEY SO FUNNY FOR

IM GOING ABSOLUTELY FERAL

WELL .

“His blue eyes are hooded, probably from the lack of sleep, as we both walk over and set our loads on the porch steps to Pike Lawson’s house.
Our new home.”

NOW CHEAT

coles a shitty boyfriend cheat on him jordan

“I had to go into the bathroom so I wouldn’t cry in front of them when I saw the place.”

“I can’t imagine any guy, even my dad, is going to say a woman can’t use his kitchen to make him a meal, babe.”

shutup cole

“And I thought he was cute. So what? I think Chris Hemsworth is cute. And Ryan Gosling, Tom Hardy, Henry Cavill, Jason Momoa, the Winchester brothers… It’s not like I had sexual thoughts, for crying out loud. It doesn’t have to be awkward.
It can’t be. I’m with his son.”

LMAOOO

“Come on, honey.” She squirms up to me, trying to wrap her arms around me seductively. “Time to work off your rent, baby.”

cams so funny ehdhuxjd i love her relationship with jordan already

“Cole’s right hand finds my thigh as he uses his left to lift the burger to his mouth, and I glance at his father, seeing his eyes downcast and looking at Cole’s hand on me. His jaw flexes as he looks back up.”

delicious ......

OHHH MH DAYSSSSS GOD BLESS

ow

“I remember hearing her on that phone call and clenching my teeth so hard my jaw ached as realization hit. I was angry, because in that moment, I was jealous of my son. I was jealous of any guy who’s nineteen and gets a chance to be with her.”

very good very good

“Everything felt easy.
But the girl of my dreams is off-limits. She’s Cole’s, and she’s nineteen. There’s no way.”

why lie......

if she don’t leave pike alone ....

jordan n going to help pike at work bc coles a lazy hungover fuck <3 gods plan

“She definitely has a body I don’t remember nineteen year olds having when I was that age, but she is still only nineteen.
And she’s Cole’s. Not mine. Don’t check her out again.”

exactly exactly

LMFAOOO SHUTUP

THEYRE SK FUNNY AND FOR WHAT

SHUT UPPPP JORDAN IS SO BABY I LOVE HER

“The movie still has a few minutes left, and she sits down at the other end to finish watching, but I can’t seem to concentrate anymore.
And I don’t think she’s watching, either.”

EXACTLY JORDAN . pike shut ur jealous ass up it isn’t jordan’s problem

GO TO HELLLLJHEGEHEHEHDHHS

jordan making pike lunch and telling him dinner will be ready by 5 when cole doesn’t get off till 6 haha hmmmmmmm

coles such a fucking dick i cant wait for jordan to cheat on his ass

when i admit him to the psych ward he’ll see

“You need some spice in your life,” I jab at him. “You should get a woman.”
“Yeah, and you should get back to your friends now,” he retorts.
I laugh. “Oh, come on.”
“What makes you think I don’t already have a woman, Jordan?”
My mouth goes dry. “Do you?” I ask.”

mmm very good

jordan lkterally had to sleep at the bar because yet again coles been an unreliable selfish piece of shit whos more interested in getting black out drunk than picking up his girlfriend after work

i’m sad for their relationship

jordan letting pike accuse her of cheating on cole when she didn’t cheat bc she doesn’t wanna further tarnish the relationship pikes trying to rebuild with cole jm about to go sicko mode

“We shouldn’t be fighting. It’s what a woman does with her boyfriend, not his father.
And that’s what I am. Her boyfriend’s father.
Nothing more.
But deep in my heart, the small ember growing bigger and bigger every day knows that’s a lie”

hosie nationnnnn!!!!!!!

EXACTLY EXACTLY LETS GOOOOOOOO CHEATERS

“God, my sister is right. Something is happening. It’s been happening, actually. Does everyone else notice, too? Does he notice?
Shit.”

don’t stop......

“No matter what happens with Cole and me, Pike Lawson is off limits. Don’t forget that. There are hundreds of men out there just like him. He’s not special.
It can’t be him. Ever.”

why lie jordan

she’s getting off to a fantasy of pike

GOD BLESS

ANNA OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

“I’m not just worried about her safety, though. I have this urge to make sure she’s okay and taken care of, and while I’ve tried to morph it into a “fatherly” type of responsibility, it’s not.
It never will be.”

YUPPPPPP SAY IT AGAIN

“You look at each other like…”
“Like?”
He swallows, an unusually troubled pinch to his brow. “Like the two of you have your own language.”

MMMMMM VERY GOOD VERY GOOD DELICIOUS

stop i’m so upset for her I TOLD YOU HE WAS A PIECE OF SHIT I FUCKING KNEW KT DOOD... THATS IT COME ON JORDAN NOW FUCK HIS DAD AND MAKE HIM YOUR STEPSON

mmmmm shes jelly

“My eyes fall to his T-shirt molded to his chest, defining his collar bone and the muscles of his pecs and broad shoulders.
He turns to me. “What?”
I blink and clear my throat, recovering. “Nothing. You’re just still pretty nimble for your age, huh?”

if they domt fuck this chap

“And right now, I’m desperate to see what else his mouth can do other than talk.”

MmmmmMMMM MUCH TO THINK ABOUT

OHHHH COME ONNNNNNN MOTHERFUCKER SHUT UP YOU LITERALLY WANT HER SO BAD

AHHHHHHHH THATS HISTORY

“Dad?” Cole calls. “You up?”
“Shit,” Pike hisses under his breath.
“Oh, God.” I squirm out of his hold, and he releases me. I dive down, gathering up my shirt and shoes again, holding them up to cover myself.”

I HAAAATTEEEGGEH

“He doesn’t treat you right, and he should,” Pike says, his face ridden with guilt. “But this can’t happen, Jordan.”

why lie like this

“I need to get laid. That’s all there is to it. Jordan isn’t special.
She’s not.”

i love you liars

“You’re a beautiful girl, Jordan,” I say in nearly a whisper, “but you are just a girl.”

blah blah all pike lawson knows how to do is and i don’t want you this and i don’t want you that

“I’ll just twist, wind, and mold what happened with Jordan last night as some six-minute fluke under the full moon and go back to being…her, like…elder and shit. Just a responsible adult she relies on for guidance. That’s it.”

if that helps u sleep better at night

shut up

EXACTLY LUV......

ew why is jay here

i love my daddy

wel did he ????

PIKE NOTICING HIS LOOFAH ISS FUCKING GONEEEJEJEJEJJDJDNDJFJEHD STOPPPPP HAHAHAHAHA

“He was the only twenty-year-old I knew working two jobs without even a second thought to all the friends he was losing because he could never hang out. It was never a sacrifice to him, and there was never any question about taking care of Cole.”

ily baby:(

their banter >>>>

oh yes this is exquisite i might say.......

THEYRE FUCKKNGGGGG

just look at the material....

“Pike…” she pleads. “Please tell me you have condoms.”
I nod, coming back to her mouth. “In my room.”
“More than one, right?”
I smile. “Yeah.”
“Go get ’em.”

INCH RESTING

“You said you wanted me to eat something.” I remind her. “What do you want my mouth on?”

MMMMMM VERY GOOD

“I know you have work tomorrow, and probably want to get to sleep, but I’m kind of hungry.Can we get some ice cream downstairs and then do it again before bed?”
I drop my head into her shoulder, shaking with laughter.
Anything you want, baby”

SHES STILL SO BABY TALKING LIKE THIS

i think that was like 13 pages of sex i’m over the moon

“Just a quickie, okay?” I tease. “To get me through the day.”
She moans again, stretching her arms above her head. “’Kay.”

SHUR UP BRO WHY ARE THEY LOWKEY SO FUCKING CUTE

“You know who I’m really jealous of? All the men who got away before you trapped them with a kid. I’m not sorry I had Cole, but I am sorry it was with you. Get out.”

END HERRRR PIKE

jordan gojng 2 fknally do a wet t shirt contest i LOVE IT HERE . i know pike is trying to protect jordan from lindsay and cole from getting hurt but he should really have communicated it to jordan instead of hurting her and standing her up bc now she thinks she was just a fuck :(

mmmm very good

cole not wanting pike to find another living arrangement for jordan is the nicest thing he’s done this whole book

“It was an accident,” she snaps, her eyebrows pinched in a scowl. “She was just playing around. I don’t need any crap about something that wasn’t my fau—”
I rush up to her and wrap my arm around her waist, taking her face in my hand and pulling her mouth to mine.”

??????????????

LOOK ABSOLUTELY

“Let’s go home and go for a swim.”
“Naked?” she taunts.
I pull open her door for her, shaking my head. “No,” I reply. “Wear the shells. I’ve been dying for the chance to peel that suit off you.”

OH MY DAYSSSS SHES SUCH A LITTLE SHIT I FUCKING LOVE JORDAN SO MYCH HAAHHAHAHAHA

IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

“he even mentioned buying another car for himself under the guise that he should have something nicer for ‘going out’, but I know it’s just his excuse to get me in something better than the VW.”

THEYRE SK FUCKING FUNNY GOD HELP MEMEMEMEJ

“So, uh…where did Jordan go? I didn’t see her down there.”
“How am I supposed to know?” Pike fires back, “Would you get out of here?”
“Ok, fine, just tell her not to forget to pick up all her clothes off the floor when she gets out of the shower with you, okay”

HEHDJEJXMEMXKS

lindsay is so fuckknf annoying

“It really is. I should thank you, actually. I’ve been trying for years, it seems, to be the kind of woman I admire, and all of a sudden I feel like I am that woman now. I know I’m worth it. You’re just not.”

i fucking hate it here

“It’s so incredible how fast it can happen, isn’t it?” she says as she slowly leaves me. “How I feel absolutely nothing for you now.”

TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW

she said i respect men’s rights ... to shut the fuck up

PIKE KS FIGHTING JAY MY RIGHTS MY RIGHTSS BUT OMG JOW COLES GONNA FIND OUT IN FRONT OF RVERYBODY

i’m so sad that cole found out like that AND JORDAN THINKS SHES NOT WORTH IT TO YET ANOTHER FUCKING PERSON BUT SHE ISSSSSS FUCKKKK SAKE