Ndakamborova rimwe babe skillful pa birthday rake ndaka broker https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">.

Haa ka small small thread
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Birthday re babe ranga rasvika apa jahman havana kana coin https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Situation yepa college munoiziva kuti unombo broker zvakaipa sei

Day before birthday rake mwana akauya kuzoona mdara ka then we chilled tese
Plan yangu yaive yekuswera naye ka then ndobaya naana boys later tobva tazomuudza kuti we got robbed mu tonaz https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Saka phase 1 was in motion.

Mwana akazongoburitsa chibhodhoro muka duffle bag kake ahhhh... Ma shots ndokutanga.

Kaive nehuro kamwana ikako kaisveta mhamba rough
Ndakaburitsa chamba ka ndikati tinyatso blesser moment, ipapo roommate vangu vaive ku library.

Team re medicine munongozivawo rine social life iri paralyzed.

Mwana akangohakira hanzi ndipoo weed lets get crazy. Ini ndikati Crazy is my second name. Huya tirove
Takarova stuff, bvatapinda tonaz ku bhawa tikafara apa mwana ndiye aibhadhara. Kwave kuma 9pm akazongoti aahh ndabirwa phone

Kutsvaga kudai phone can& #39;t get. Mwana became pissed because yaive nyowani phone iyoyo isina kana 3 days.

Takabva tabuda. Tanga takadhakwa rough
Mwana ndakanomusiya ku hostel bvandabaya kwangu.

Ndichipinda mu room ndakangononanga mu blanket ndine stress yekuti mwana ndomuitirei
I felt something pasi pe pillow, kuvhura kudài ah , phone ndopairi mwana wamai https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Jackpot. Mwana akatofona ne phone ya roommate akarohwa ne stress but handina kana kumuudza. Ndanga ndatowana imwe plan
Makuseni e birthday ndakamukira tonaz ku team rinoita zvema phone riya ndikanoi flashisa https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Ipapo jah man vanga vane 25 dollars mu ecocash. Momz tanga tavaudza kuti ndakarasa course outline irikutodiwa urgent https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
After flashing phone ndakabva ndaichinjisa back cover ne shatter glass ndikatengera pouch brand new https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">.

Vakomana ndakavatsanangurira zhet bvavanditsvagira box re phone mahara netuma manual twacho https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Phone ya sisi pfee mu box, apa iye aingofona hanzi hee you& #39;re all i need now
Ndikati hold on baby daddy is coming.

Ndakabva ndatenga Cardbury Bubbly nemari yandaive ndatumirwa ma tissue na roommate

Mwana anga akuita hasha thinking I& #39;ve ghosted. Anga akatounganirwa neshamwari dzake ku room vachimunyaradza
Jah man ndopavakazongorova zi entrance, cardbury mumaoko phone iri mu box muhomwe ku back pocket

Shamwari dzacho were like heeee iwewe hauna care heee munhu apera voice nekuchema haubatsire heee heee

I was just looking at them neka smairi kekuti ana garo hamusi kundiziva https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Ndakangovati can i pass, ndokusvika pane mwana ndikati babe, how you feeling?

Ko mdara ane voice rakanyorovera zve rinonyatso penetrater...

Mwana akangongoyerera ka musodzi, bvandakagama paya nekachigunwe.

Tikati rega timbo shiner pamberi peshamwari
I was like ndichiburitsa box mu homwe

"babe, I can& #39;t undo what yesterday did to you, but i can make you happy and brighten your today"
Akomana mwana aka screamer achidedzera kuti "its exactly the same type seyandikabirwa Brian ndiyo same type https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">"

Apa inini in my mind i was like ehe ndiyo phone yenyu chaiyo askana haina kwaikamboenda https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Mwana akavhura box ane ginger akamerera zvakaipa achiona mune brand new phone https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">.

Ipapo ma friends ake ese anga angonditarisa nekaziso kekuti yah ava ndovanonzi varume ava

I just stood there and watched my greatest ever trick changing lives in that room https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">.
Ma friends ake akazobaya time time anzwa nekundi praiser https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">, tikasara tikanakirwa zvedu ne bbe.

Roommate pama tissue avo ndakangovaudza kuti i got robbed in town https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Mwana uyu takatozochovha kwekanguva tiri tese https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Ndiye same babe wandaive naye pa thread riya pandikamhanyiswa nemapurisa https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

The end https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏" title="Folded hands" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands">
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