This will be a short thread and just to put it out there I'm being a bit sarcastic so to be clear, I don't want anyone to die, but I am going to yell at stupid people. Part of this is because I'm me and the other part is for me apparently one drink = massive hangover next day.

So, protesting against the quarantines is amazingly stupid. Bringing suit against the quarantines is also stupid but slightly less so. I'll just link this because dude knows what he's talking about:

If you're not maintaining social distance particularly if you're harassing medical professionals and engaging in anti-quarantine protests:

1. You could end up being infected.
2. You can infect others.
3. You're being an asshole for no good reason.

This is why I couldn't find anything nice to say about Boris Johnson when he fell ill. Dude was in on Theresa May's whole bs about throwing all the non-whites out of Britain. But basically the entirety of the NHS is staffed by people of color.

So in all likelihood when Johnson fell ill he was cared for by people he had been trying to screw over. And given that this is an extremely contagious pathogen with worse outcomes for people who have biological stress I honestly value the NHS way above Johnson.

It's wrong to deny anyone care even if they're a massive bellend, but ... if it wasn't clear before Johnson's DEFINITELY going to hell. Yeah, he can't help being sick but he can help being racist.

If a racist person or a dumb person doesn't observe appropriate rules and gets themselves infected I don't have a lot of sympathy for them, but unfortunately ... it's wrong to deny care to these people. Fortunately for me, I'm a Palaeopathologist so I CAN tell people to just die.

I have no responsibility to care for patients and I absolutely can't do anything with or for you until you're just skeletal remains. So if you want me looking at you in a medical way you have to die first. Knowing people are stupid is more or less why I chose this field.

But the problem with this disease is that it is SUPER contagious and there's varied outcomes for different demographics. As much as racists probably deserve worse outcomes than their victims ... they've already inflicted biological stress on them and so PoC are more vulnerable.

And of course anyone who gets sick has to be treated regardless of whether or not they behaved in a reasonable or non-assholish manner. So these racists being jackasses when they get sick end up taking hospital beds AND infecting a whole new bunch of people.

I'd want to say that MAGAhats getting the disease and dying from it is just Darwinism, but this thing is so infectious that their stupidity is not JUST lethal to them but to everyone anywhere near them.

Can you tell I'm slightly angry?

But, okay so bleach. Like ... dude. Remember like a month ago when I told you not to lick toilet seats? Right? Yeah, don't drink or inject cleaning supplies. I know there was the tide pod craze but guys can you ... actually, you know what? You do you.

So, there's this church that tells parents to make autistic kids drink bleach or give their autistic kids bleach enemas and ... that's torture. That is flat out torture. If you do that to a child whether or not you believe it's a cure I genuinely hope you get crushed by a piano.

The whole "bleach treatment" gave rise to this conspiracy that autism is a parasitic infection because these children would end up with strips of their intestine protruding from their anus and their awful parents thought that flesh was dead worms.

And I *think* in that case they were using diluted bleach. First off, enemas are not really great for you. But just a general rule of thumb, you don't want anything incredibly corrosive in high concentrations in your body. Like ... why is this a thing that needs explaining.

My head really hurts and I don't know if it's from the hangover or contemplating people's dumbness or from a third even stupider option that I have yet to thoroughly investigate.

But okay so ... the disinfectant thing. It will kill you or seriously maim you.

But if you're so stupid that you went out in an anti-quarantine protest or are thinking about voting for Trump then ... honestly I want to encourage you to follow Trump's advice. You should die the way you lived. That is: dumbly.

Dying from the ingestion or injection of cleaning solutions is actually Darwinian and it has an added benefit of stopping you from infecting a huge number of people. You also won't put too much pressure on the medical system because your death will be relatively quick.

So, if you are so colossally dumb that you think Trump was ever a good idea I'm not going to tell you, "drink bleach and die," but honestly ... do what you want to do. Oh, and from what I understand it's quite painful. You might want to choose a different means.

But yeah, guys ... this is so depressing. We could have had the nice email lady. And instead we've got President Needs-Child-Locks. The misanthrope in me is just going, "WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE. EVEN YOU MRS. LOVETT EVEN I."

But yeah, I shouldn't have to say, "don't drink bleach."