types of reaction when someone tells u they hate u

a thread;

someone: I hate you.
you: of course you do, who doesn't?

someone: I hate you.
you as a bisaya: yawa ka ayaw jud pag suko2 nako dae wala baya tika giunsa, bagon nang ulo nimo ron

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someone: I hate you.
you: hala, why? sorry, tell me what I did wrong so I could make it up to you.

someone: I hate you.
you: omg girl, same!!!

someone: I hate you.
you: the more you hate, the more you love. yiii

someone: I hate you.
you: I'm really sorry. Tell me what to do for you not to hate me.

someone: I hate you.
you: I hate you too.

someone: I hate you.
you: damn girl, I don't even know you. why the hell would you hate me.

someone: I hate you.
you: /cries;