have just been reminded of the greatest restaurant review of all time. Give me a minute...
Here it is, Gary Barlow on the Delauney. Sheer bliss.
'Three different kinds of mustard, as is correct'
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/gary-barlows-table-talk-3tl0f7tplmc
'Three different kinds of mustard, as is correct'

Cc @joewarwick