Trump has said something insane. What do you do?

Are you a Trump supporter or anti-anti-Trumper?

No: Denounce it.
Yes: See below.

Is whatever Trump said so crazy that absolutely nobody could take it seriously, such that the mere fact of reporting his words is evidence that the media is dangerously out of touch with the American people?

Yes: Blame the media, this is all their fault.
No: See below.

Is it possible, even if only by subjecting Trump's words to an incredibly obtuse and tortured reading, that he was saying something slightly less inflammatory or batshit crazy than the media initially reported?

Yes: Blame the media, this is all their fault.
No: See below.

Is the media's attention to Trump's batshit craziness distracting the world's attention from other, more important matters, because as we all know the public can only focus on one thing at a time?

Yes: Blame the media, this is all their fault.
No: See below.

Did Obama once say something kind of similar, even if only in part, and the context was different, and the implied meaning was different, and the stakes were far lower, and he immediately corrected himself?

Yes: Blame the media, this is all their fault.
No: See below.

Was there a subtle lilt in Trump's voice, a minor shift in register suggesting sarcasm, parody, or faux naivite? Maybe he was just doing a bit, like in a college improv troupe or something. That's possible, right?

Yes: Blame the media, this is all their fault.
No: See below.

Is your name @seanmdav @neontaster @redsteeze @MZHemingway @AGHamilton29 @ComfortablySmug @guypbenson @brithume @bennyjohnson @mitchellvii or @RichLowry?

Yes: Wait, didn't I block you?
No: See below.

What are you doing with your life?