fruit on pizza is an abomination as we all know and agree however there are other toppings that should also be banned -

anchovies for example. Nice enough but who asked for a fishy pizza? Nobody

Also - olives. Don’t waste them on a pizza.

Another one - chicken. Why are you ordering a chicken pizza? Stop it.

Bacon - doesn’t belong on a pizza unless the pizza is a carbonara pizza and you’re using guanciale

Onions - big no. I will allow red onions but it must be SPARINGLY.

Barbecue sauce - fuck off

Toppings that ppl should order more:

broccoli - goes so well with salami

fresh spinach - yum

Spiced honey - try it on a salami pizza. Delicious.