To the kids who are going to miss their 2020 prom. You can always have a do-over! My 2002 Prom theme was "A Night in Central Park," the DJ was spinning too much Billy Joel, and I didn't get to dance with Jon Diaz. It was awful

But my friend changed all that for me in 2013:

We went all out for NYE: rented a party bus for the 6 of us, bought vintage prom dresses at Goodwill so she could alter them to look sluttier. We karaoked and bar crawled. An extremely tall man recited poetry to us. Our partners wore regular clothes and guarded our drinks while

we danced. When we got back home, we ordered pizza and passed out with fake lashes falling off our faces.

• Prom Do-Overs are the best.
• Also fuck Billy Joel themed proms (my high school was on Long Island).
• Looking back on it, I can say that Jon Diaz wasn't for me.