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Is your name Ramadhaan? Cause I’m hungry for your love.
Ps it’s my first ramadhaan on Twitter. Been waiting
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Ps it’s my first ramadhaan on Twitter. Been waiting
What’s on the menu for iftaar ? ME N U ?
When I first saw you. I said mashallah. Then I said inshallah. Make me say alhamdulillah ?
Me: what’s kajoor in English?
Her: dates
Me: sure. When and where ?
Her: dates
Me: sure. When and where ?
I don’t miss suhoor but I Miss you https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">
What’s your number? Lemme wake you up for suhoor?
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The way you fold the samosas makes my heart stophttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">
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The way you fold the samosas makes my heart stop
Just like my sandals at the masjid. My heart? Stolen. Now it’s gone forever
I want your feet to be my child’s jannah https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👉🏽" title="Right pointing backhand index (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Right pointing backhand index (medium skin tone)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👈🏽" title="Left pointing backhand index (medium skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Left pointing backhand index (medium skin tone)">
I can’t spell suhoor without u https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">
This year pwasa falls on a Saturday. But I fall for you everyday.
Are you from Makkah? Cause you Makkah brother weak https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😫" title="Tired face" aria-label="Emoji: Tired face">
Is your name shaytaan? Cause you must’ve fallen out of Jannah https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙊" title="Speak-no-evil monkey" aria-label="Emoji: Speak-no-evil monkey">
I know Islam permits 4 wives. I don’t need em cause you’re a 10
You look tired from making tawaaf in my head all day https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">
*Me after seeing a girl at a wedding and finding her social media*
Salaams. I just wanted to say Allah isn’t the only one who has been watching you
Salaams. I just wanted to say Allah isn’t the only one who has been watching you
It’s not labarang but I defs saw the moon in your eyes
Hey. I just met you
And this is crazy.
But what’s your fathers number. I’ll call him maybehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
And this is crazy.
But what’s your fathers number. I’ll call him maybe
Allah created everyone in pairs. Now me and you?
It must be laylatul qadr. That’s the night all the angels come down
You have no interest in me? You must be an Islamic bank https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">
I’ve never made nikkah before so I’m not sure how it works. Help me through the process kanallah?
I’LL GIVE YOU A RING, I’LL GIVE YOU MY DEEN
I’LL TAKE YOU TO JANNAH, I’LL MAKE YOU MY QUEEN
I’LL TAKE YOU TO JANNAH, I’LL MAKE YOU MY QUEEN
Last but not least, I must kyk for the brown brasse https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💀" title="Skull" aria-label="Emoji: Skull">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Are you sure your not paradise? I just wanna be by your feethttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Are you sure your not paradise? I just wanna be by your feet
