Ah salami lickum, brothers and sisters. Islamicat is today present the Islamicat guide to survive lockdown #StayHome #coronavirus #lockdown #athomewithIslamicat [thread]

Firstly, supplies. We is need lots of these. But no go to infurdel supermarkets yourselfs, brothers - send an Orthodog or other lower life form

Also make sure you has masks #masks

Next, make sure your headquarters is secured against invasion by infurdels

If any intruders is try and get in, repulse them instantly

Make sure you is eating well! Is important keep up our strengths, particularly as we is now Ram-a-danning too #RamadanMubarak

Make sure you is have plenty of sex slaves! This very vital as sexing is only fun thing allowed in Pusslim religion (fun for the men, anyways). Taxi drivers is key workers so we can maintain steady supply of sex slaves. Ensure they is always ready for action

Do plenty of exercisings! Not get weak like the infurdels who is sit around eating cakes and drinking haramic alcohol - we must be ready to conquer as soon as #lockdown is ended #seizethemoment

Keep your place clean, again, not like the vile dirty infurdels, we is better than them

Do not watch infurdel films or television or any other media, no matter how iconic you is think the production is

Also make sure you do your training in combatting. Your Orthodog dhimmi is also very useful to help out in this.

If you has hoomans, make sure you is keep them working so that they is in no position to resist. Islamicat is recommend feed them once a day and work them for at least 18 hours while Pusslims relax

Reading is very important during #lockdown, you is normally must only read the Klaw'ran as this is best and only book you require....

....but is occasionally acceptable read other books as long as they is advance the righteous victory of Pusslims

Also is important study combat tactics such as tunnel warfares and ambushings

And do practice with our suicide vests

And remember if anyone is shows any symptoms like Jabril here, make sure you is do the isolationizing on them

But never forget brothers - #lockdown will eventually end and then the jee-had will begin again in earnest! Keep thinking of it, like brother Khalid here who is dream about use his bicycle to mow down infurdels. Allahu akpaw!