Right. I am going to start a thread with pictures of handsome, pretty, gorgeous, sexy men. For the buzzkills on here who want to come after me because alleged sexism: GTFO. This is for FUNSIES and because I need a distraction from the world right now.

Also: this is just a random list, not a RANKING, of dudes I find hot, adorable, sexy, good looking ...whatsoever.

HAVE FUN, LADIES!

Let's start with the MOST OBVIOUS one. Julian Edelman. Absolutely NOT the usual type I'd go for, yet he's the actual LOVE OF MY LIFE (ask @DCGirlKayla ...). Well, unless he has that dead animal in his face when the NFL season gets underway ... don't you EVER slander him here!

... and if we are talking about Jules, we of course also need to talk about Danny Amendola. Because these two dorks and their Bromance. And even though they're on different teams, they are for LYFE - Danny is Lily's godfather. #Edelmendola

Some years ago, I "accidentally" ended up at the premier of "The Expendables" and got THIS close to Jason Statham. Didn't get anything signed, but this pic was taken by Yours Truly. All around RAAAAAWWWWRRRRR!! (Leave me alone, I adore the man. Stat.)

Josh Donaldson. The Bringer Of Rain. aka my first Baseball Boyfriend. And entirely to be blamed for me becoming a Toronto #BlueJays fan. There. I said it.

Fortunately, the Jays got themselves this extremely GORGEOUS specimen, Randal Grichuk. Love at first sight, y'all. I legit was like, "Hellooooooo there!" when I saw him.

Can I haz BAEseball back, pls??

Speaking of boyfriends ... Hockey Boyfriend. I was all in 2013/14 when he was playing for the #SJSharks . Can y'all imagine HOW much I lost it when he signed - of all the teams - with Eisbären Berlin? Now, he's a Shark again, a Cologne Shark.

Some kind of break, as I need to sort through my galleries of handsome men. I'll be back.

And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming:

If y'all thought I'd go without JIMMY GAROPPOLO, y'all are DEAD. WRONG. I mean ... LOOK at him!!

Here we have Mitch Larkin, Australian swimmer. (Those were the days when I attended meets - HOT. BOYFRIEND. STORE. Stat!) I still think he's totally adorable. When he squints his eyes after a race to check the board, as well as that pout - yeah, leave me alone. Kthxbye.

Another one of my Football Hunk Collection - Justin James "JJ" Watt. Because. Plus, the man is a total inspiration, on and off the gridiron.

Let's cut straight to the "Jase" now - Jason Cameron of Bury Tomorrow. HE is the one to be blamed for this whole mess. Total sweetheart, and I know I sound like a broken record, but he could sing me the phone book and I'd be in awe.

And now, for a change, a FICTIONAL CHARACTER. Because why not? LOTR. And while I thought Legolas was nice to look at, I turned into an Aragorn fangirl. An all around BADASS, y'all.

No, I don't perv on old men, but: Sean Connery. Post James Bond. Sir is like a fine wine, iykwim. As a bonus, submarines AND Indy Jones (which, if we're honest, is the BEST Indy Jones movie - fight me!). That Indy is hawt, too, helps. *chuckles*

Yeah, so. Here's Swiss international and BVB goalie, Roman Bürki. No other words needed aside from HAWT AS FARK. Plus, THAT. SMILE. ermahgerd.

Okay, okay, I once was a tennis maniac, and totally swooning over Marat Safin. Dude's sadly lost the plot by now, in as much as believing in some weird conspiracy theories re: Covid-19, but. DAMN.

Not sure if ANY of y'all remember that pic of this hot cop whose image went viral some time ago. This is him. AI. PAPI.

I'll never get over his death. Total inspiration, and the one who got me into MotoGP in 2010 when I had hit rock bottom. Nicky Hayden. His smile was contagious, definitely. Ride on, Kentucky Kid!

In case you thought I was done with this thread ... Sorry, nope. There are still some beautiful, handsome, sexy etc men out there waiting to be added to this list.