Mister Sandman
Man me a sand
You killed Ben Parker
Now come catch these hands

Yes I am binging every iteration of Spider-Man, you’re welcome for the content

He just fused with venom and now he has guyliner and a dramatic side-swoop I can’t

“Bad Guy” by Billie Eilish plays as Tobey Maguire bitterly stalks the city, like an angry Chihuahua trying to intimidate an unwitting guest

Venom said “it’s jazz music and and making everyone my bitch from now on” and he MEANT IT

Sandman and Venom really seem like a terrible idea for a team. Kinetic sand and slime are both good, but only SEPARATELY. Together it’s just gritty slime. Ineffective. Ew

Real talk though, this really reminds me of the quote “I rarely meet men in real life as extraordinary as ones on film, and rarely see women on film as extraordinary as ones I know in real life.”

He didn’t even kill Ben in PURPOSE? Learn some trigger discipline, dude.

Friendship and forgiveness win the day