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Some thoughts about lockdown
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Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
* I need to practice social distancing from . . . the refrigerator.
Some thoughts about lockdown
* Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
* I need to practice social distancing from . . . the refrigerator.
* Still havenāt decided where to go for Easter . . . The Living Room or The Bedroom.
* Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job!
* Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job!
* I donāt think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks weād go from Standard Time to Twilight Zone.
* This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into the house, told my dog . . . we laughed a lot
* This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into the house, told my dog . . . we laughed a lot
Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business!
* My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
* My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
* Iām so excited . . . itās time to take out the garbage. What to wear, what to wear?
* Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks women with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
* Iām so excited . . . itās time to take out the garbage. What to wear, what to wear?
* Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks women with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
* Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said āI hope I donāt have the same teacher next year.ā Iām offended.
* Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under
* Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under
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