After last night's horror show in the #cm0102therace lets play out a thread of Day 6 action.

First up Huddersfield and my laptop very nearly had it, Dwayne Mattis injury time leveller ruled out - this has all the hallmarks of yesterday already!
Game 32 - Orient we can't hang on, another draw, still atleast we didn't lose
Games 33 & 34 - Adolfo scores at last!!! Nervy games, but 10 points from the last 12 has us up to 5th in the table
Games 35 & 36 - I'm seething once again! We rescue a point at home to Hull who we dominated and then just as we think we've avoided another champing away at Shrewsbury with an 89th minute winner, we concede with the very last kick of the game
Christ on a bike!!! Games 37 & 38 are an utter piss take! Losing 1-0 at home to Southend who barely lay a scratch on us, then the mother of all champings by Hartlepool. Who fail to have a single shot on target, yet Agustin duly obliges for them! #cm0102therace ⭐️
I'm not sure how but everyone is literally tripping over themselves at the top of the table, despite 2 measly points from the last 12, we've climbed from 5th to 4th...a hammering (albeit nervy) of Northampton gives us hope
I'm classing this as a champing - new goalie required, does everything shot at us go in? York are bad on this game, shows you how bad we are
Games 42 & 43 and it's back to back wins just at the right time for the Bulls!!! They weren't classics but they will do!! We are up to 3rd
Oh FFS!!! 2 goals up with 6 mins to play and we allow Steve Slade to grab his 3rd and 4th of the day. In the 90th minute Marek Szmid hacks off the line to prevent him his 5th! We tumble into 4th place with 2 to go
Game 45 and Adolfo comes up with the goods against Torquay who we duly relegate at the same time!! Revenge for this one, when they champed us earlier in the season (like most others). How have we just gone 2nd in the table?
So it all comes down to this one, win and we are up, draw and we could scrape up, lose and I'm pretty certain it's the playoffs. Despite taking the lead, a quick fire double from 17 year old Paul Hill has us nervously looking at results elsewhere
Yesss!!! Obafemi Martins, last year's promo hero has put us level, one more goal and we will be promoted!!
OMFG - My team are a set of chokers - never have I been so ashamed. Kidderminster who started the day in 3rd thrash Cheltenham who frankly couldn't be arsed to turn up and finish in 2nd. All eyes turn to Carlisle who started the day 1 point behind us but with an inferior GD
Yeaaaaahhhh!!!!!! Lowly Southend who are on one hell of a final day pilgrimage decide to bore the living daylights out of everyone. We are up aren't we?? Wait there's news from Macclesfield.....
Shit I forgot about Northampton!! They started the game 3 points below us but with a wildly inferior GD, we are hearing over our transistor radios they've pulverised Macc and coupled with our heavy defeat, it's got everyone with their abacuses out! The rumours weren't quite true.
Despite the Northampton win, it wasn't enough and they fell 5 goals short. Hereford are promoted to Division 2 and believe me, the changes will be rung to this ragtag side of absolute garbage!
You enjoy winning the league unbeaten boys with 127 points,, this is what Champ is all about!!! Thanks for watching!!
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