This thread is a comedy open mic

Please only do three tweet chains at a time & retweet and what ever in the replys

I swore just now to myself
But I actually don’t much like cursing
But doing a typed open mic on Twitter
In three tweets
Well face it guys
I’m not Broadway

Y’all seen Cats?
I haven’t but heard there’s a lot of good things about implied assholes
Maybe ants & LSD
I don’t do many hallucinogens anymore but I really feel like those guys are ether doing really bad with the coronavirus or....
I haven’t seen Cats is what I’m saying

I appreciate your readership
Maybe sometime I’ll come back to this thread for another three tweet set

Actually try
Probably when I’m wine drunk one Christmas

Ah Christmas
Christmas in July is coming up
Y’all remember Peter Benchley’s Creature played on TBS in the 90’s
Note