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My gf is telling me abt feathered t rexes
"R u sure pterodactyls are winged maybe the bones they found are extra arms"
She is SO hyper/tired
"Have u ever danced to cotton eyed joe"
"Have you played hot cross buns? Are your buns hot and crossed?"
"Have you noticed that hamburgers dont have ham"
"The only thing I smoked is ham"
"Did you know that your stomach is constantly filled with puke"
