something that just happened to me.

My wife likes to join me in the evening to scroll reddit for a moment or two. We'll just sit together watch stupid shit, then she'll go and either watch TV or lay in bed with the dogs before going to sleep for the evening.

she:
>leans in close
>licks my shoulder
"Tastes Salty."
says to me, with a straight face
"Are you a salty bitch"
I fuckin' lost it.

A+ certified top-shelf waifu material.