how to make a lemon hood ornament (a thread)

step 1: wash a lemon to hopefully remove anything that could make it rot

step 2: coat the lemon in two part epoxy resin

step 3: find the center of your cars hood and mark it by hitting it with a brick, anvil, or other solid heavy object

step 4: flex seal the resin lemon into place over the dent

step 5: realize you just lowered the value of your car by several hundred dollars

congratulations, you now have lemon hood ornament

(please don& #39;t actually do this, this thread is only a shitpost)

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