Making a thread of commercials from the early 2000s that y’all probly forgot about until now :

VIDEO FUCKING NOW BITCH!!! I remember this distinctly playing while I was home from school after I twisted my ankle

THESE GIGANTIC BIG FOOTED ASS DOLLS THAT I WAS TOO POOR TO EXPERIENCE

BEGGED SANTA FOR THIS BITCHES ONLY TO BE LET DOWN WITH LIKE 30 SECONDS OF SONG

I had the dog and he was the fuckin SHIT

Possibly the biggest rip off of all time

SPIT. EVERYONE. ALL OVER THE PAPER. THE WALLS. E V E R Y W H E R E .

My mom got me these after my bunny died and had to cut the whole thing off my hair bc it got tangled

BETTY FUCKIN SPAGHETTI