things i hate !!! no reason, significance, or particular order—

outer space

diet/sand on feet/in the house/in the bed

that scratchy sound when you try to erase with a pencil whose eraser is already ground down (OH MY GOD)

birkenstocks

the redhead actress from HIMYM actually the whole show

mushrooms

fake people. be nice or be a bitch but don’t try to be both bc you will fail

W E D G E S

bad etiquette. like not abiding by the “old school write the thank you note use the the correct fork bring a hostess gift” etiquette

tootsie rolls. licorice. coffee.

racists! sexists! homophobes! ableists! anyone who excludes or judges people on anything other than their character. If their character sucks, please do judge them

literally most men. and the ones i don’t hate i hate sometimes. SO.

long hair on men. 99.9% of facial hair on men

men! who! think! their! opinion! is! relevant!

women who fuck over other women just to prove something. you’re the lowest of the low. if you come for my friends just to boost yourself up you WILL regret it