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I am preternaturally fearful of running out of dental floss.

I have been gradually working a exposure plan to stop this from being a thing. This is the week I run out for the first time ever. My hoard is depleted. I ain& #39;t got time for this bullshit to be ruling me
And, I& #39;d just like to say that you haven& #39;t really known fear until you run out of floss. LOL It& #39;s humiliating, it& #39;s so ridiculous. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐾" title="Paw prints" aria-label="Emoji: Paw prints">

A mind is a terrible thing.
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