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I am preternaturally fearful of running out of dental floss.

I have been gradually working a exposure plan to stop this from being a thing. This is the week I run out for the first time ever. My hoard is depleted. I ain't got time for this bullshit to be ruling me
And, I'd just like to say that you haven't really known fear until you run out of floss. LOL It's humiliating, it's so ridiculous. 🐾

A mind is a terrible thing.
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